uriaheep Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Of course, if you can reduce the population of your species, your tax liability will decrease proportionatly... You're a big softy really! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 Not really; Krabjuice has just exterminated his entire species for us, which works out far cheaper than setting the Imperial Guard on him Rejoice, for the State of Tamriel is victorious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 12, 2006 Report Share Posted April 12, 2006 How'ed I do that? --Wait, I juiced them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Gordon's hired if I can hang out with him on weekends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 *meows and waves from the pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 Gordon's hired if I can hang out with him on weekends! Too bad he doesn't say much, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 13, 2006 Report Share Posted April 13, 2006 I'm still waiting for my new recruit. *Sighs* It gets very cold and lonely guarding the bridge all night, not that anyone cares Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 No, he doesn't say much, but he swings a mean crowbar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hmm.... a scientist who's also a good fighter.... He's hired. Don't worry AT... these new recruits need some training on how to be a proper Imperial Guard.They should be with you shortly so you can uhhh.... help them train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Not discounting the crowbar thing, we're pretty lucky to have AT "minding the store" since time immemorial. He can do some very neat stuff beyond his world-renowned emptying and stacking of scotch bottles - given his lineage, and all. Not to mention that, for all his tax hoarding, all he really does with it is sigh contentedly at the growing shiny pile. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Gordon's hired if I can hang out with him on weekends! You can hangout with him on weekends, just dont forget to pay his salary. Oh and his buddie scientists also want to get a job, Barney Calhaun to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Gordon's hired if I can hang out with him on weekends! You can hangout with him on weekends, just dont forget to pay his salary. Oh and his buddie scientists also want to get a job, Barney Calhaun to. ... is Alyx Vance avalable too? She could be useful if the krabs invade again. Afterall she's dealt with enough head crabs back in City 17. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 La Marr's cousins, perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 ... is Alyx Vance avalable too? She could be useful if the krabs invade again. Afterall she's dealt with enough head crabs back in City 17. Dunno, ask her, right now she is in New York. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 No, he doesn't say much, but he swings a mean crowbar. Sure, he did years ago. But now, he just pokes people with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted April 17, 2006 Report Share Posted April 17, 2006 No, he doesn't say much, but he swings a mean crowbar. Sure, he did years ago. But now, he just pokes people with it. ARE YOU trying to say that Gordon is old!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 18, 2006 Report Share Posted April 18, 2006 No, i'm just saying that Gordon lost his meaty swing from Black Mesa. Ever since he went to City 17, he seems to only poke people with his steel-shaft-thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted April 21, 2006 Report Share Posted April 21, 2006 Well, we know who to send Gordon after first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted April 22, 2006 Report Share Posted April 22, 2006 Oy, what's this Gordon guy got that we haven't got?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 23, 2006 Report Share Posted April 23, 2006 HEV suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 HEV suit?! I don't need no stinkin' HEV suit!! ... Um, exactly what sort of suit is an HEV suit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Its designed to keep stuff from getting in, or out, for that matter. So, essentially, its made for birth control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Right, this guy sounds dangerous - Is this suit for his protection, or ours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Ahh, the Hazardous EnVironment Suit. Mark 4. Next best thing to a 24th century Federation Hazard Suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Oh for a post I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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