Krabjuice Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 I figured trolls just hit people. You know, with their hands. I figure they won't mind much, trolls regenerate as quickly as they hurt themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 8, 2006 Report Share Posted May 8, 2006 I thought Trolls used Hammers? You know the ones... The big nasty hammers that are the size of a small child.Axes are more of a Dwarf's weapon of choice. Although now that I think of it... AT is a little bit short to be a Troll. C'mon, if you bash someones head in what fun would be if you see the head exploding. On the other hand Axes are better than hammers, how?...... they can slice, dice like a regular kitchen knife, only better. I figured trolls just hit people. You know, with their hands. I figure they won't mind much, trolls regenerate as quickly as they hurt themselves. Are you trying to say that AT is dumb. Guys my torture chamber is starting to rust, can i borow Krabjuice for one or two days. :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: https://lcfgames.co.uk/~lcf/matts_smilies/tammy_plasma.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 No, what i'm trying to say is that Trolls have no need for forged weapons. They are weapons, in a sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 No, what i'm trying to say is that Trolls have no need for forged weapons. They are weapons, in a sense. That's true, once when I was drinking in the local Inn - The Troll downed 23 quarts of Islay malt, fell over and injured 14 people including the royal surveyor and six nuns. When he awoke three days later he asked what time it was and started again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 No, what i'm trying to say is that Trolls have no need for forged weapons. They are weapons, in a sense. That's true, once when I was drinking in the local Inn - The Troll downed 23 quarts of Islay malt, fell over and injured 14 people including the royal surveyor and six nuns. When he awoke three days later he asked what time it was and started again. Wow, never knew that. So AT, do you REALY need that axe or that hammer. https://lcfgames.co.uk/~lcf/matts_smilies/tammy_plasma.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 https://lcfgames.co.uk/~lcf/matts_smilies/tammy_plasma.gif Hmm... I recognise that smilie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 That smilie is first seen on page 4 of this topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 That smilie is first seen on page 4 of this topic. Yes... and it was created by me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 His aim seems to be all over the place. Since the Imperial Guard's marksmanship is even worse than that of the evil soldiers in Star Wars, it's hardly surprising that the Krab Legions invaded us. Only my taxation policies prevented Krabjuice from becoming Queen of Tamriel I'll stick to my plain sign that doubles as a handy club if you don't mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 His aim seems to be all over the place. Since the Imperial Guard's marksmanship is even worse than that of the evil soldiers in Star Wars, it's hardly surprising that the Krab Legions invaded us. Only my taxation policies prevented Krabjuice from becoming Queen of Tamriel I'll stick to my plain sign that doubles as a handy club if you don't mind Fool.. you think I was aiming at single target? With those few shots I took out over a dozen enemy soldiers... ok yes there were a number of civilian casulties as well, but that's not the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Come to think of it, I haven't seem Tammy around lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Come to think of it, I haven't seem Tammy around lately To bad, maybe Krabjuice kidnaped her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 Uh, none of you are allowed in my basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 9, 2006 Report Share Posted May 9, 2006 *Uses the STC remote to go back in time As the unoffical and unelected leader of the We Love Tammy Club I declare the Love nest for Tammy and Co open to all! However I must ask the Moderators to update the smilies and put the We Love Tammy smilie back on the list of smilies! Until then we shall have to improvise! We Love You Tammy! ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~*DC apears*So This is the begining, of this thread. *Waves sign* Okay back to the future.*Uses the STC remote to go back to the future* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 You did remember to warn Tammy against the Krab threat, didn't you? Maybe you could go forward in time to the point where X-Com develops thermal lances in the TFTD cooperative fanfic and take it back to Tammy before the kidnapping. Anything that works on a lobsterman is going to work on a krab Failing that, we could rescue Tammy from Krabjuice's basement. We will need a battering ram to break down the door; happily as I am a troll, my head makes an excellent battering ram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Got it, an battering ram!*Teleports out* ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... *Telports in, carrying a very large battering ram* Here it is, B-Ram 3000, the lates technology in battering rams. Okay B-Ram ram that basement door. *B-Ram endines starts.* The B-Ram uses a suped up monster truck engine to help it objective. Okay AT, the B-Ram owaits your command. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Nothing else for it but a Holy Crusade to Krabjuice's basement. https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/holyman.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 I hope it's not going to be like the Fourth Crusade. They were more interested in looting Constantinople and scurrying home than 'liberating' the Holy Land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Uh, before you proceed, can I ask once more to keep out of my basement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Why? *Prepares his ktichen for a new krab portion* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Of course not exactly like the fourth crusade, I was thinking about looting Peglegs Beer and Whiskey Shop on the way over to Krabjuices basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Dibs on any single malt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Ok... you lot take the shops... I'll take the brewery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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