Dumb_Commander Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Its designed to keep stuff from getting in, or out, for that matter. So, essentially, its made for birth control. You're not smart aint it. It was made to keep hazardous materials out, and for the protection of the wearer. SO, ESSENTIAALLY, IT IS AN ARMOR LIKE the PCA (Powered Combat Armor) only a litle weaker. And he gave the Mark 5 not Mark 4.Maybe i'll just buy T-Virus zombies and brainwash them to defend Tamriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 I don't see how keeping hazardous materials inside would be protective in any way. They sorta are, you know, hazardous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted April 24, 2006 Report Share Posted April 24, 2006 Who said anything about keeping hazardous materials inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Hey, AT, might this here be sumthin' familiar to thee ? :: p.s.: ye old style adventure game can be found here, BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 Oh for a post I understand. Mmm, nice weather we're having for the time of month. We need to start some trouble AT, things have got bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 25, 2006 Report Share Posted April 25, 2006 I find the description of the bridge troll as hideous to be deeply insulting if it helps Typical tourists though; they try to cross my bridge without giving me the customary bottle of scotch and then they complain when I rip their arms off in lieu of payment. I even keep the severed limbs on ice so they have a chance to get me a bottle of scotch before I get peckish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 I find the description of the bridge troll as hideous to be deeply insulting if it helps Right then - I'll call a holy war on anyone who calls Trolls hidious. Tamists take to your arms and defend the rights of the Trolls. Trolls are nice, they send flowers to their mothers and they are ... *gulps* .... good looking. Prepare for the 1st June - national Troll day in Tamriel. I will have to petition Queen Tammy to get the required permission. Your majesty?? https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/holyman.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 "Right then - I'll call a holy war on anyone who calls Trolls hidious." Yoo-hoo!... Over heeere ! *giggles* Silly you - haven't you heard how complimentary it is for trolls to be called hideous ? That's how "little" trolls come about, eventually... :: "I find the description of the bridge troll as hideous to be deeply insulting if it helps" Deeply ? *dry gulp* I, errm... didn't mean it _that_ flatteringly. Gotta go now! *vanishes into thin air dropping a bottle of scotch as a decoy* 28-04-1990 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Hey Thorondor you forgot somethin... g! Okay, lets see what is on this piece of paper, WOW Thorondor's adress, here AT take this. *Gives AT the piece of paper* You should find him in no time. :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 *Rushes off to deal terminal retribution to Thorondor* It turned out to be a trap. There was a REALLY huge billygoat waiting for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Damnit! *Takes out an teleporter and teleports himself far far away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 26, 2006 Report Share Posted April 26, 2006 Did I mention that my uncle was a troll? I mean, the man had women like white on rice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Hey Krabjuice, carefull where you put all those feet, I'm trying to put all this bunting up in time for June the first. I hope the 'Trolls are cool' flags turn up on time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 "I hope the 'Trolls are cool' flags turn up on time." Don't you mean 'hot' ?... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 Don't you mean 'hot' ?... But Troll's are weak to fire... Unless your sugesting getting rid of AT and a vital part of the defence of Tamriel. Hmm... I'm sure that should count towards treason or something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 27, 2006 Report Share Posted April 27, 2006 I'd better polish up my collection of severed heads. Some of the modern trolls are vunerable to fire, but they aren't what I would call proper trolls. I'm very much a traditional troll whose only vunerability is a tendancy to turn to stone during the hours of daylight. I'm usually covered in badly spelt graphitti by sunset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Hi guys! Sorry to disappear for a bit, but my niece decided to make an unexpected early appearance yesterday in the midst of a time that's busy even for me! Everybody seems to be fine, though! Carry on with national troll day plans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Thank you Majesty. *deep bows* Okay, everything is nearly ready, hey AT - what flavour jelly do trolls like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Bone. I'll bring the dip, are midget heads okay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 I'll bring the dip, are midget heads okay? *Teleports in* Bring french midget heads, they are very exquisite, and good tasting to. What blood type the trolls like to drink? Because i have 13 bags of blood in my stash. Oh.. i forgot only one thing. *Goes to his stash and starts looking for an item* Ta-daa, found it, the particle pump can make anything biger, including bodyparts like heads and lots of other body parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 ... the particle pump can make anything biger, ... and lots of other body parts. Ok, that's a little too much information. We really don't want to know what body parts you use it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 I think it's vampires that are into drinking people's blood. Although if there's any still warm goat blood going around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Sorry, fed all of my goat's blood to the troops last night. Sure, there's only three of them left, but they're hungry fellas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted April 28, 2006 Report Share Posted April 28, 2006 Ok, that's a little too much information. We really don't want to know what body parts you use it on. I dont use it anymore, last time i used it, my blood circulation went realy bad . I only use it on my armor, so it would be thicker. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Takes out 13 bags of blood from his stash and starts selling them* Goat blood, selling fresh warm goat blood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted April 29, 2006 Report Share Posted April 29, 2006 Well, the good news is that the krab armies have been demolished. The bad news is that my factories have run out of "materials" to process, and I've got contracts to fulfil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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