shagpuss Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 LOL Pie Cult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Frigate Support? Heh, ha ha ha. Krabjuice, Dont you get it, Tamriel has recovered and now is even better, so why the hell do you think that your firgates will get near Tamriel, the Imperial guard would see that, plus i command the armored battalion and a group of mercenaries, so your frigate support wont even get a chance to save you or support you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Krabjuice, I have some rather bad news about your frigates; Tamriel is landlocked. Shagpuss, I have even worse news about the pie cult; John Prescott paid us a visit and he ate all the pies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Its alright. I've got destroyers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Landlocked, exactly. Shagpuss, are you ready to change your faith from pie to The Queen Tammy. *DC awaits the answer with a syringe in his hand* It seems that you are immune to my Ms/Mr. Hellfire, so i've designed anoter type of mix, i call it Ms.Problem , the effect is that you will get Hemmoroids. When you join the worshipers of Queen Tammy, dont forget to give all your wares and money to AT, well exept the "We Love Tammy" sign. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 Landlocked, yes. But, what you fail to realize is that I recently broke open several 40 foot dams over the weekend. The resulting tidal wave, including all of your ill-placed citizens, should arrive at this location shortly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Alas, it seems that Krabjuice has decided against changing sides. No hugs for you, mister. :nea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Hey! Stop trying to convert the pie cult DC! It's perfectly acceptable to worship more than one thing at a time. I love Tammy but I love pies too! In fact I just had a bowl of cereal, and I loved that too! Does that make me shallow I wonder... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Terrorist Posted May 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 mmm...pie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 much as I support the pie and the Tammy references... Weren't you in the fanfic a minute ago? Get back there dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Terrorist Posted May 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Busted! Oh okay, fine I'll go back to the fanfic section... ...you know when you think about it, making Tammy references in my posts seems a little pointless, given that it's in my user title, and twice in my sig...oh well. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 On the other hand, people that DC suspects of being disloyal to Tammy get hideously tortured, so I don't blame you for not taking any chances Krabjuice, nice try but all the dams round here are downstream of Tamriel. You've just wiped out your own support forces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 * Walks in through a door that's somehow appeared in the middle of the Love Nest *Hey that place is cool. I've built a virtual Tamriel right through that door... at least... I think that's the virtual world... or is this the virtual world? Anyway, all we need to do is trick KrabJuice into going through it and we can trap him in the virtual world forever by destroying the door. He won't even know he's not in the real world and we'll be rid of him forever. By the way... if anyone decides to check it out, they might want to stay clear of the pie factory... something went horribly horribly wrong when I built that... and well... I'd rather not talk about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 There is one tiny flaw in your cunning plan to trap Krabjuice in a virtually virtual Tamriel. After he's read your post, he'll be sure to stay away from any suspicious doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 I thought we were already in a virtual world? I come here all the time just because the real world sucks so much... Or maybe if this is the real world, then the virtual wolrd sucks... Hang on a minute I'm going to check out what's through the door, see if I can figure it out... Wow! A pie factory!!! Be right back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Ah, but Troll, you fail to realize that when my mighty armies marched across your land, they released a previously unheard of bacteria into the air. This bacteria, you see, eats dirt, sand, and all that rock-ish stuff. So, without knowing, the entirity of Tamrial is now somewhat shaped like a bowl. As a result, all your streams and rivers have changed currents. Also, I've made the arrangements to have my Krablin Sappers detonate every bridge in the land. This ensures that your citizens cannot escape the flood, as well, after my Sappers raided your hole, that there was plenty of Scotch for my troops. To keep you occupied, we simply replaced your bottles with urine and antifreeze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 I don't know what you broke into, but it couldn't have been my lair if there was plenty of scotch around that hadn't been drunk yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Well whatever's going on in here I would still suggest it's way better than whats going on next door... That pie factory? Good God I don't even wanna talk about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Maybe it's time you let the Imperial Guard have that extra paper clip, AT - whatever it is that's up with Krabjuice I'm sure they'll get to the bottom of it... :: ...if you catch my drift... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 *DC goes back in time* Well, let's see. Ah, there it is. Time to Destroy it. *DC grabs the bacteria cotainer and teleports the container to the sun* Now for the Krab threat. *DC grabs a syringe gun filled with Ms. Hellfire and starts shoting* Well lets see how your minions will stand the pain. *Sees Krabjuice's minios runing away while screaming from the agonising pain* Okay now, time to deal with Krabjuice. *DC takes out the Blue Pill* Blue Pill time. :devil: *DC starts chasing Krabjuice all over Tamriel* C'mon, dont run. *DC finaly ctaches up with Krabjuice and grabs him* BLUE PILL TIME. :devil: :devil: :devil: *Krabjuice's pain scream is heard in the whole galaxy* Whops, sorry. Its seems that i oversized it a litle, instead of the head size, i made the blue pill be the size of the moon. Well, time to go back. *DC goes back to the future* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 *Upgrades DC's torture chamber in recognition of his services to the state* Getting that krab shaped iron maiden was difficult, but I'm sure DC will spend many a happy hour trying it out on the surviving krabs. I've even adapted some thumbscrews to work on a krab's pincers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Oh, AT you're so resourceful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 And so peacefully aggressive... Never thought those words would work so well together in a sentence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Nice to know I'm appreciated, but the true unsung heros are the craftsmen who first designed these implements. Incidentally, I've upgraded the soundproofing so that Krabjuice's screams won't keep our beloved Queen awake at night. I've also installed an optional speaker system in case the citizens of Tamriel need a little reminder of the price of disloyalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Veteran Posted May 26, 2006 Report Share Posted May 26, 2006 Cool, can we throw a Tamriel wide disco now? That would be rather entertaining... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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