Kernel Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 You don't glow in the dark! That's swamp gas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 22, 2006 Report Share Posted March 22, 2006 You know what, I don't want this country anymore. Too many problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 You know that some people think that Area-51 is just public misibnformation and the US government conducts its research elsewhere. Have we started doing the same thing as well? A lot of really weird stuff has been dumped under my bridge lately. And I'm worried because I've started glowing in the dark. You were lucky that they didnt dumped Dracula there or the flesh eating bacteria. About research, Tamirel should research defence systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Uh, yea, about that. Well, I sortof have this army sitting around and doing nothing. Sure, when they're looting and pillaging Tamriel's countryside they don't start asking for their salaries, but when they're bored like this, the habit sets in. Which is bad. I don't have any money. So, about that research thing.. you don't mind contracting out--do you? I mean, they're an army of sentient krabs, you can stuff a thousand of them into a lab and still have room left over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Uh, yea, about that. Well, I sortof have this army sitting around and doing nothing. Sure, when they're looting and pillaging Tamriel's countryside they don't start asking for their salaries, but when they're bored like this, the habit sets in. Which is bad. I don't have any money. So, about that research thing.. you don't mind contracting out--do you? I mean, they're an army of sentient krabs, you can stuff a thousand of them into a lab and still have room left over. Are you sure to give the researchers your Krabs? Because when the research is done they will be killed and sent to Tamriel citzens as food. Are you realy sure? As for money, i can get your CV to Solmine or Marsec elerium mines, though the job will be hard, but the salary pays good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Not give them to researchers, make them researchers. What they lack in quality, they make up on quantity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 You should ask Queen Tammy for clearance to make your krabs the Researchers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 I'd buy - I mean hire - a few krabs. Set them to work in the kitchens. I'm sure they'd produce some decent meals. Of course, it's an easy life in our kitchens. You'd have to allow for the idea that they might not wanna go back to your army. You might never see them again, in fact. By the way, I've relocated our weapons silo. I advise everyone to stay away from the old bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Why? Did Dracula woke up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Hey! What happened to my hidden stash of broccolli? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 *Looking a little green* Flask? Swampgas? *Burp* Pardon me - Broccolli? *Burp* Excuse me - did I *Burp* miss anything? *Burp* Pardon. I just had to spend time in the toilet - well at least *Burp* I think it was the toilet. Pardon me. *Burp* *Burp* Pardon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 You think you've got problems, I've been made homeless now It's going to take me DAYS to dump all those chemicals in a school playing field somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 It's going to take me DAYS to dump all those chemicals in a school playing field somewhere. Dump the chemicals in the Cult of Sirius temples.-Uriaheep, i know how to cure you, THE BLUE PILL. *Takes out an very large blue pill*If someone asks the blue one...its a suppository. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 My doctor told me never to take any drugs as there will be less room for the alcohol. Hey AC- you're not looking yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 It's all those chemicals that were dumped under my bridge. I've got rid of them now, but the exposure has caused one or two side effects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Dont wory AT, go see Doctor Mario with his Blue Pill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 The cure sounds worse than the illness. What am I supposed to do with a pill that size? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 23, 2006 Report Share Posted March 23, 2006 Yeah, the cure is painfull when its showed up in the ass, but thats the only cure for you AT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yea.. AT, you're looking a bit.. short. I mean, you really should get that checked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I suppose I could squeeze you into my clinic. https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/surgeon.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I suppose I could squeeze you into my clinic. https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/surgeon.gif He he he :devil: , AT you are a good donor for Uriaheep's clinic, would you care, if he would take all your organs and give them to someone else. The bad side is that without organs you will die. Or you can ask my Strogg budies to help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Don't worry, AT, Troll's heal from illnesses very quickly, and let's not forget that your also an Accountant. No-one can get rid of an Accountant that easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'm still not happy putting myself in the hands of a somewhat erratic surgeon. I suppose it's still better than modern NHS hospitals with all those superbugs around. In my day, hospitals couldn't cure anything much, but at least you went out with the same disease you went in with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I've never had a Troll under the chainsa... I mean knife before, it should be the same as humans but with less next of kin to bother about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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