Krabjuice

Dude, I keep loosing various.. selves. On a completely unrelated note, I just had sugery. I now lack the apprioriate receptors for pain.

*walks in from a completely unexpected direction* Hey, uh, you guys see me--eh--another me around here? I swear I left him around here somewhere.

*Encapsulates DC in a stasis field* Perfect, this pill will do great as extra field "motivation" for my new legions.

Uh, this probably isn't the time to say it, but.. I never had Tammy in my basement. Just an inflatable doll that looked like her. It was a very well done replica, I might add.

1280x1024. I don't accept anything less anymore.

Uh, is this even about my basement anymore?

Real Jedi don't bunny hop. They stand, fight, and kick whenever necissary. Thus, all Jedi-to-Jedi battles that predate the formation of the imperial order suck, as George Lucas decided to attach jump-cables to all of his fighters. Rather, the two best lightsaber battles must either be Obi-Wan vs. Darth Vader in A New Hope, as it is the original lightsaber duel--complete with Jungian references, or the Luke vs. Darth Vader battle from The Empire Strikes Back. Why? Because pretty-boy Luke becomes an amputee. The battle in Return of the Jedi is also notable, however, the inclusion of Ewoks made the entire movie sour. Well, only the Ewok parts. The bikini-Leia was pretty sweet. --- You forgot to add Obi-Wan vs. General Grievous. Although it doesn't really count, as the asthmatic droid isn't a Jedi, and would thus inevitably cut off his own head if Obi-Wan couldn't. It was less of a battle, more of waiting for the inevitable--during a battle.

Uh, before you proceed, can I ask once more to keep out of my basement?

Uh, none of you are allowed in my basement.

No, what i'm trying to say is that Trolls have no need for forged weapons. They are weapons, in a sense.

I figured trolls just hit people. You know, with their hands. I figure they won't mind much, trolls regenerate as quickly as they hurt themselves.

Since when did you forget that raw matter cannot be created from nothing or destroyed?

How about I give you the still that I erected when we invaded? We currently have a nice batch made from barley on the boilers.

Release my brothers, ape.

Sorry, fed all of my goat's blood to the troops last night. Sure, there's only three of them left, but they're hungry fellas.

Bone. I'll bring the dip, are midget heads okay?

Did I mention that my uncle was a troll? I mean, the man had women like white on rice.

Lets see: http://www.solarviews.com/raw/earth/earthafr.jpg http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/photo_gallery/p...llery-mars.html If I called down my sectiod buddies, I'm sure they'll lend me a few photos.

A goblin trap? How was it even set off, let alone actually working. Goblin barely put more then 5 gp of materials into... anything.

I don't see how keeping hazardous materials inside would be protective in any way. They sorta are, you know, hazardous.

Hozannah! At last, a place for less fortunate games!

Its designed to keep stuff from getting in, or out, for that matter. So, essentially, its made for birth control.

Wait, he used a bow in close range? Doesn't he get a -4 to hit? Besides, the only class that can enchant arrows is the Arcane Archer... and he didn't look prestige to me.

HEV suit.

Realism isn't fun, its merely an excuse.