FullAuto Posted April 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 If anyone would like to donate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 It just ain't right, with love to share,And a heart all ready, there,But, it's when close you're not, anywhere,You'll get to know if she does care... :: Pardon if I can't assist thee in such a delightfully wasteful, yet human cause, FA, but I'm "counting my blessings" at present too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Wasteful? Wasteful?! Aye, probably will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman4117 Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 go to the park and get icecreams or something. If she doesn't understand you don't have loads of money this week she's not worth your time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 20, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Unfortunately it is basically travel costs so I can tell her I am broke and will she take me for an ice cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Travel costs? Where the hell is she? A hundred squids can get you reasonably far nowadays as long as she's in teh same country! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Voyager Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 unreasonably far Long range relationships... Hard work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Long range relationships... Hard work.Don't work the majority of the time. Sad but true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 That's it, that's it, the good ship Romance hasn't even had her maiden voyage and divers are sticking limpet mines on her hull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Hey, when about to get decommissioned, better do it in style - with the glamour of bright lights and a proper bang - rather than despondent muted abandon, don't you think? Something more along the lines of air-dropping a nuke, maybe? :: Don't worry, loverboy, me and the guys will figure it out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 All is misery, my heart is a wasteland, etc. No more women, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman4117 Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 What happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I passed with flying colours except there was no 'spark'. Talk about an armour-piercing incendiary round to the crew compartment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Well that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 No more women, ever - is kind of a... physical impossibility? Tough break, lad. :: Fear not, though, as in a decade or two we'll surely have Blade Runner-type female replicants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Voyager Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 Fear not, though, as in a decade or two we'll surely have Blade Runner-type female replicants. That is not exactly what I call comforting, he he he! Hmmmm, what would my missus think of a replicant? Perhaps she would view it as non-human, as a doll, just like in BR? Uuuuuuseful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysear Posted April 30, 2011 Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 That is not exactly what I call comforting, he he he! Hmmmm, what would my missus think of a replicant? Perhaps she would view it as non-human, as a doll, just like in BR? Uuuuuuseful. hell yeah, cant be classed as cheating if its only a doll sign me up for one of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted April 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2011 No more women, ever - is kind of a... physical impossibility? Tough break, lad. :: Fear not, though, as in a decade or two we'll surely have Blade Runner-type female replicants. Brilliant. On the one hand we'll have inhuman killers with no real empathy, and on the other, replicants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimli Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Guys... I think you aren't looking at this from the right perspective. If there are female replicants, there are male replicants. Guess who will be better at you-know-what. I think we need to stop this before women decide they don't need us anymore. We need to say "No to replicants". Who's with me!!! ... Guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Voyager Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Pfffft, I'm afraid of no replicant stamina... Yeah right, outlaw them all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted May 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Relegated to post-coital tea making by law! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted June 17, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 There's this particularly gorgeous girl working in my local branch of Grainger Games... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Never fear, mate. We're on it; rest assured you'll never see her again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Voyager Posted June 18, 2011 Report Share Posted June 18, 2011 Never fear, mate. We're on it; rest assured you'll never see her again. Can't we at least give her time to break his heart? Ehm, that was not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted June 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2011 Neither of you is as funny as you think! Swines. She's around my height, actually, so I think she's probably got a much taller boyfriend who is no doubt incredibly handsome and spends an hour every morning doing his hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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