February 11, 200818 yr Excluding the, er, thing, it looks almost halfway decent. At least, compared to the first Megaman cover. Has that been posted yet? Love the State-Of-The-Art High Resolution Graphics. They truly were state of the art back then. - NKF
February 11, 200818 yr https://ssv.vgafix.com/MegaMan1.jpghttps://www.aussie-nintendo.com/images/NEWS/megaman-1.jpg
February 11, 200818 yr Hmmm, I don't know. Metro Cross has the "I just farted heavily" look, whereas the Megaman has more of a "Trying to squeeze a poop" look.
February 11, 200818 yr That last Mega Man looks like he already has a turtle's head (and most of a turtle) poking out. Remember kids: if you're struggling to pass that stool, squat-thrusts really help. Oh, and having a gun for a hand. Nobody knows why, it just does okay? Oh, it was just the other guy's hand. Oh well.
February 11, 200818 yr Author Pete's just inspired me. The MagaMan 2 cover. His arm is actually a toilet roll holder, and that expression is because he's just realised he's ran out at a critical moment. Hence the incredulous "You WHAT?" look on his face.
February 12, 200818 yr That first picture is cringeworthy. The poor guy's right knee is either dislocated, or he's partial to wearing the top of his helmet and his outer-underpants a bit off to the side. Mind you, that's not a bad rendition of Doc Wiley in the second pic. - NKF
February 12, 200818 yr Author "Our bad cover art isn't cutting it anymore." "How about bad cover art with a really shitty title?" "Give that man a bonus!" https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/tunnels_alternative.jpg Robot Paedophile had its name quickly censored. https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/pa2021electrocop.jpg On drugs, or merely having an orgasm? https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/mega_sports_front.jpg Normal hawks can't shoot lasers from their eyes, or dislocate their own necks. But this one is no normal hawk... https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/megahawk.jpg
February 13, 200818 yr For the love of... please stop posting this! Some covers are really, REALLY bad.
February 13, 200818 yr Author 1950s sexism makes a return, in: https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/runaway2.jpg The triple-headed adventurer cometh! https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/BSaod.jpg A great combination. https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/rtmi.jpg
April 25, 200818 yr Author Honourable mention goes to the North American boxart for Okami, for including a barely-visible IGN logo. https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/Okami-wii.jpg "Stop frowning! You're creating unsightly bulges on your fat forehead! And why do your eyebrows extend down your nose?" https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/LastNinja.jpg
April 25, 200818 yr Author Bonus points for being almost entirely innocuous but still managing to spark a debate about if it really does say "U R MR GAY". https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/smgalaxy.jpg Barbarians and bikinis, intertwined throughout history. https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/barbarian.jpg
April 25, 200818 yr Barbarian. How I miss thee. Barbarian 2 was better obviously, but only because the graphics were ever so slightly better. I may have to dust off the ole C64 and see if it still runs just to play that game. And Double Dragon. And Paradroid. And... well, you get the idea.
April 26, 200818 yr Author Paradroid = solid gold. "For Godsake man, he's ginger! And he has Han Solo's blaster!" https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/REDA.jpg Capcom hoped no-one would notice the art filched from Three-Fingered Cat-Pupil-Demon Hunter. https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/Re2.jpg Play Cabela's African Safari! Get to shoot the dangerous man-eating rhino! https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/Cabelas_African_Safari.jpg How do you make sexy cover art for train sims? No bugger knows. https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/A_Train_HX.jpg Alex Rider. Stormbreaker. Twat on cover. https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/stormbreaker.jpg
April 26, 200818 yr For the love of God, never see the Stormbreaker film. I very nearly turned off the DVD after thje first 20 minutes, but found myself watching it til the end just in case he spontaneously combusted. I was disappointed on that front
April 26, 200818 yr In that Barbarian pic. I wonder about that free poster, is it of the girl in the pic? If it is, I think I'm going to go shopping. Also, Double Dragon == pure pwnage. Why don't they make games like that on the PC anymore?
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