Thorondor Posted July 5, 2006 Report Share Posted July 5, 2006 Please leave your message after the *beep*... :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted July 6, 2006 Report Share Posted July 6, 2006 Please leave your message after the *beep*... :: I was going to type the exact same thing on my last post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 Wow, the fireworks are definitely impressive! *hugs* (but I still love the smiley and the rest of you guys! *hugs*) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 *meows & waves * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted July 8, 2006 Report Share Posted July 8, 2006 https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/holyman.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 *Teleports In* What the hell is happening here, why is Love Nest abandoned, If Queen Tammy sees this, she probably won't give hugs. What, do we miss me already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted July 10, 2006 Report Share Posted July 10, 2006 The head of Her Majesty's Loyal Oppopsition Party? Of course we do. Will we get more more hugs from Tammy if we support your planned coup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krabjuice Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Likely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 If you can gurantee that I will get a reliable supply of single malt Scotch, plenty of hugs from Tammy and the freedom to set the bridge toll at whatever level I want, I shall turn a blind eye to all those illegal weapons shipments you've been trying to smuggle into Tamriel for the Krab forces hiding out in the mountains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Isn't that a bit of a conflict of interest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Mountains? You mean those mountains? * Points to mountain range ** Whole mountain range dissapears in a cloud of smoke followed a few seconds later buy a very loud BOOM * Those mountains were handed over to the Imperial Elerium Mining Coorperation a few weeks ago for strip mining of elerium. They said they could strip the whole mountain in just a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 *DC walks in burp bag clothes* Sorry guys, no two mill paycheck this time, my rating went down like rock in the water, wait for some months, maybe the luck will change. *Teleports away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Isn't that a bit of a conflict of interest?The chaps who audited Enron's accounts would see no conflict of interest in such a situation Besides, your hugs are a tradable commodity, just like gold and oil. Kernel, since the Elerium Mining Corporation has strip mined an entire mountain range, I am imposing a new windfall profits tax on them. I got the idea from the troll in charge of Britain's economy. I might add that the Krab forces are hiding out in the OTHER range of mountains, which happen to be a national park. Going up against a few billion heavily armed and utterly fearless Krabs is the soft option compared with dealing with the National Park authorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Sadly the Elerium Mining Corporation is based out of the Bermuda which is a known Tax Haven and sadly your taxes don't apply in Bermuda. It also turns out they don't employ anyone from Tamriel either so you can't do them for employment tax or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 So what you are saying is that you gave our strategic granite reserves to a foreign corporation without even getting a big pile of cash for the state treasury in return? This means that your annual income must be around £20 billion, so I have increased your income tax demand in proportion with this new assessment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Wait... weren't you supposed to give them those mountains? *points the other way* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Hey chaps, has anyone heard about the big rock concert in the mountains? You know the mountains over ther............. er, what happened to the mountains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted July 15, 2006 Report Share Posted July 15, 2006 w00t! This is the 10,000th post in the Off-Topic section! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Terrorist Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Just noticed that this topic has been pinned. The 'We love Tammy thread' is now offically a Strategycore.co.uk intitution. Sweet. 'lo all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 As far as I know it was pinned couple of moths ago. Hey did you say there were krabs in those mountais. I think my mercenarie team is training in there. :drink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted July 19, 2006 Report Share Posted July 19, 2006 We could hardly not pin it - it's easily the most popular thread in Off Topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Just doing my job. Pinned the WAG too since it is also popular. Enjoy. Before I forget, We Tammy! - Zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted July 20, 2006 Report Share Posted July 20, 2006 Anyway, I'm making a fortune by, erm... redistributing the funds in the state treasury Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted July 21, 2006 Report Share Posted July 21, 2006 *Teleports in. Wears an expecive suit* Yep, my company luck has returned and it is better than ever. Here take it. *Puts a bag of moneyinfront of AT, as soon the bag touches the floor the floors starts to crack* Dont worry about that, thats the weight of the money, 12 million dollars and 5 million worth of gold. ~-~ Oh and one more thing, AT. Please reduce taxes by 50%, because on my callulations that would make Tamriel go to Golden Age, meaning that there will be more money comming in. Somewhere 50 000$ each week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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