April 30, 201214 yr So at the tender old age of 25, I have managed to somehow contract Hand/Foot/Mouth disease. Minor case, but holy cow. First the lung collapses back in high school, now this? It'll be a miracle if I can keep my health insurance. XD
April 30, 201214 yr Is that like Mad Cow Disease but for...hands, feet and mouths? What? Jesus, where was I going with that one. Sorry to hear it, man, how did you get that? Been, uh, licking the wrong girl's feet? Is there a right girl's feet to lick? WTF. Stopping now.
April 30, 201214 yr Remember kids - that is why you take bath every day. Sorry to hear man. Best of luck curing it.
May 1, 201214 yr Author I read up on it on Wikipedia and it mostly just kills kids! Yay? Yeah, that's the point of the 'beating the odds' bit. Pretty much only happens to kids 5-and-under, and I don't have any of the mouth-sores bit. Oh well. Small price to pay for having an inner child I suppose... *ducks*
May 1, 201214 yr I see you've managed to score another Achievement, Sunflash. :: Wishes of a quick recovery!
May 2, 201214 yr Author Wow! How in the world did you catch that!?!As near as I can figure, I had to have picked it up from some kid/parent at a softball game last week. had to have been sneezed on or something at the wrong time. I see you've managed to score another Achievement, Sunflash. :: Wishes of a quick recovery! Get ALL the achievements! Thanks. I'm mostly over it now, apparently benadryl helps far more than I expected it to.
May 3, 201214 yr Author So do you have superpowers now? Well I can suck at softball even more now, does that count? D:
May 3, 201214 yr Well I can suck at softball even more now, does that count? D: Absolutely. Lucky you, you have an excuse. I don't. Good to hear you're getting better!
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