Can't play. Them gods don't like my PC

if i were god, i would smoke a fat blunt here in the USA....and any cops who tried to stop me i would burn with my hands.....i'll be so blazed by that time that anything i do would be funny....but when i awaken....i dunno....the country that burns under my knees....it might make me laugh even harder...

As a God...

 

I'd make it socially permissable to want to bang anime characters such as Sailor Jupiter... And then make this woman irresistably attracted to me.

 

Hey, I have everything else I want. If I were a God, most the stuff I'd do would be making everything kill each other, as has been stated already.

Hmm, wanna hear about the Absurdities in the Bible?

one question only.... WHY THAT WOMAN strong bob!

Do I detect a certain amount of jealousy?

 

If I were God, I would visit a toy store on the last Saturday before Christmas and exterminate any customer who does not behave in a manner consistent with the notion of Christmas being a time of peace and goodwill.

If I were God, I'd coach my candy-ass son into being a true badass deity that even Nietszche would bow down to, old testament style. Then I'd have him match-fight Santa Claus about who the damn holliday belongs to anyway.

If I was god I would make sure that noone would begin to write any form of holy scriptures such as the Bible or the Koran. If they suddenly had such idea my mighty fist would appear out of thin air and slap them silly.

one question only.... WHY THAT WOMAN strong bob!

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Is it not obvious? Look at her!

If I was god I would make sure that noone would begin to write any form of holy scriptures such as the Bible or the Koran. If they suddenly had such idea my mighty fist would appear out of thin air and slap them silly.

Oh oh! I second that!

I third it!!

Your all nuts... it's official.

 

There is only one Godess... and that's Tammy.

Clearly you jest! The one true Goddess is she whose picture I've posted!

Hmm, wanna hear about the Absurdities in the Bible?

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After reading the Genesis section of that website the more it sould like the same process you would go through if you were creating a world for a PC game.

 

You create a definition of time for your world.

Then you create the basis for your other world objects.

You maybe create a terrain mesh... then add some water.

Then you create the plants, trees and stuff to make it look better.

Then you add a skybox with maybe the the sun, stars, etc

Then you start on some small living creatures for the world.....

... add the characters, etc....

 

Woah... We're living in a computer simulation!!

Beware of the almighty mouseclick!!!

 

*Cringes in fear of being clicked*

Forget the mouseclick! Watch out for the power button!!

If i were god I would send my disembodied voice around the world so that everytime someone goes "If god had meant us to fly he would have given us wings" in that sarcastic patronising 'I'm trying to hidde my fear of flying by talking down to you' way my voice would boom. . .

 

"NAY, TIS NOT SO, FOR IF I HAD MEANT FOR YOU NOT TO FLY THE WRIGHT BROTHERS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN BORN; IMBECILE"

 

that would be a great way to win an argument, call upon the voice of god to agree with you.

what's stopping u from talking to her strong bob?...and who are u to force thoughts of attraction or love into another???....that more sounds like "mind rape"

If I was god I would make a burning sign with my final message to my creation saying: 'We apologize for the inconvenience' and make sure that if any human tried to read it would have his eyes reduced to smoldering ashes.

what's stopping u from talking to her strong bob?...and who are u to force thoughts of attraction or love into another???....that more sounds like "mind rape"

She lives in Las Vegas, and is a reknown international model.

 

A girl like that, I wouldn't mind "mind raping".

But can she cook? Does she laugh at your jokes?

 

I think you'd have more luck convincing a girl who already loves you to dress as Sailor Jupiter (even if only for the cosplay competition) than moving to LA and tracking down some model who doesn't know you exist. (They have laws against that...)

Edit: Although I admit she does a fetching Dana Scully.

 

Or, since you're a god, create her out of clay and animate her?

 

Snap your fingers and have her step out of the monitor, like Belldandy?

I think you'd have more luck convincing a girl who already loves you to dress as Sailor Jupiter (even if only for the cosplay competition) than moving to LA and tracking down some model who doesn't know you exist.

My current girlfriend seems averted to wearing the Sailor fuku however.

 

Although I must say... She'd look pretty damn hot in one.

If I was god I would make a burning sign with my final message to my creation saying: 'We apologize for the inconvenience' and make sure that if any human tried to read it would have his eyes reduced to smoldering ashes.

 

Really? My final message would be "Please Wait..."

As a God...

 

I'd make it socially permissable to want to bang anime characters such as Sailor Jupiter... And then make this woman irresistably attracted to me.

 

Hey, I have everything else I want. If I were a God, most the stuff I'd do would be making everything kill each other, as has been stated already.

 

Heey bob

She looks so underage...

 

As a God, I would accelerate her aging process!

 

But... Ah... I'd make it stop eventually so she doesn't turn 80 in a matter of minutes.