Accounting Troll Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 It was so unfair when they killed those robots at the research facility *Begins audit by seizing Aralez's PC, but gets abducted by Ivory* The next poster will join the Aftermath cooperative fanfic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivory Posted March 18, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 sorry no... but i would like to say two things.... 1) i am touvhed by your defending of my honnor 2)aralez, watch out! next poster will believe in reincarnation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Yep. I don't think you escape life that easily. Will you reconsider if I promise to send you 10,000 gallons of chocolate body paint? Oh well, next poster will make a prediction about Ivory's future husband. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NKF Posted March 18, 2005 Report Share Posted March 18, 2005 Ivory's future husband will be... a man! * The next poster once sought eternal enlightment in a dim room and failed for the first few tries. (I mean stumbled about in the dark looking for the light switch) - NKF * Unless of course by some strange coincidence the dictionary definition of 'husband' suddenly includes cumquats or rolling stones in the near future, then I take that back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivory Posted March 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 ive triede several things in dimly lit rooms but i eouldnt call it "enlightenment" lol nope i will not reconsider! lol next poster will have shaken the (actual) hand of another prson on this forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted March 19, 2005 Report Share Posted March 19, 2005 Nope. And seeing the fact that you are in a room with no light... Well, this explains why you don't know a lot about the life outside (Donna Summer and Garlic comes to my mind) :lol: :lol: :lol: Ok, forget that, love and peace and rock'n'roll everywhere The next poster will explain us one of Einsteins theories!!! And look what i found when i googled for pics of Ivory: https://www.viewsunplugged.com/VU/20030327/ivory.gif Muahahah, sorry i couldn't resist, kisses and a big hug to Ivory Especially as i found this picture in the same search, too: https://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Corner/2712/ivory-s.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 I've gone through Einstein's theories and I concluded that some people will believe anything. The speed of light isn't impossible to break because gravity waves do it all the time - just look at black holes. And I have serious reservations about the whole time dilation thing. Next poster will have googled for pictures of Aralez and was shocked by what came up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted March 20, 2005 Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Well. Most of the pic-links lead to this forum and show stuff i posted here (or better in the old aftermath forum). Shocking ? Not really. The next poster has found a way to drive faster than 200 km/h in a city without being caught by the police. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivory Posted March 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2005 Do it at night. The next poster will not be as drunk as me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 Ha, well, got you beat theree! The next poster will wonder how kangaroo burgers taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 No. And aren't food predictions Ivory's forte? Next poster once got banned from a pub by asking the landlady when the happy event was, only for it to turn out to be her beer belly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted March 21, 2005 Report Share Posted March 21, 2005 No, sorry. The next poster is a multi-dimensional manifestation of Cthullu, the ancient God! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivory Posted March 22, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2005 try goddess next poster will liketobath in cold custard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stun Grenade Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 hahahahahhaaa . . .no... water is good enough,... actually shower is good enough. the poster will want to see Ring 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivory Posted March 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 is that the mainstream version...or the not so mainstream ersion? next poster will hae a life sized cut out of a faous actor/tress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted March 23, 2005 Report Share Posted March 23, 2005 Ah, no. But only because Godzilla is too big :lol: :lol: The next poster does not know the Tipperary song! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 As it happens, I do... :: The next poster will have tried a U-Boat special cocktail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivory Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 sadly no....but id gie it a whirl! next poster willhae ner ben out of their own country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 24, 2005 Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 I went out of the UK once, and I can't say I found the experience terribly agreeable. It's difficult to see Paris at its best when there is a public transport strike on I did get to see the Eiffel Tower, but we've got one in Blackpool The next poster will point out that the public transport in London is so bad that nobody would notice if they went on strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivory Posted March 24, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2005 public transportin this country is bed full stop! i live a ten mmin drive to the nearst bus stop! and igetleafletsin my door aboutusing more busses!!! the town i want to getto is 7 mils drive away. th nearest bus is 10, that would make nosense...but still the letters come! next poster will love chick-flicks and appricate them for the fantasy/fiction they really are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 I did enjoy Barb Wire - it was so badly done that the result is hilarious. It is entirely carried by Pamela Anderson's figure, and I don't find her attractive. The acting was pathetic, the script was pathetic, the storyline was badly thought out and even the costumes were pathetic. If you expect a serious film, you will be dissapointed; but if you have read the reviews first, sit back and laugh at Pamela Anderson's acting. Next poster watches Baywatch reruns for pretty much the same reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivory Posted March 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 nope, but i do agree with you on teh above statement! just cos baywatch hiered her she thinks she can "act"....did she not see the credits for baywatch....there was only one reason they hiered here...acting wasnt it! next poster will be warmmer than i am..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Probably, just had a bath hot enough to cook lobsters in. The next poster often has hysterical fits of laughter when faced with a thread which is being taken far too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivory Posted March 26, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 all the time!!!! lol Esp when people get REALLY agitated and write major essays! next poster will hate easter eggs, and chocolate in general! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 God, yes. Chocolate. Bleh. The next poster always thinks of a witty retort a second too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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