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Aralez, I feel that we should find a suitable court appointment for you. Unfortunatly, you weren't too keen on becoming a eunuch and there aren't too many other jobs going.

 

Prince Harry wants an official Whipping Boy for whenever he gets in trouble with the law. The courts can hardly put a member of royalty in prison for brawling in a nightclub.

 

Henry VIII has been having a bit of trouble finding and retaining an official Groom of the Stool. You really don't want to know what that job involved

 

We could do with an official chief executioner. The job isn't too hard as there isn't much left of someone after he has spent a few days in DC's research facilities. You get a really cool black mask and your own axe. The only downside is that when the hero decides to mount a last minute rescue attempt, he always kills the executioner.

Ok here's the edited hug smiley...

https://www.lcfgames.co.uk/hug2.gif

But which one is Tammy?

Sorry Kernel - couldn't resist

 

 

https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/hug3.jpg

Sorry Kernel - couldn't resist

 

 

https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/hug3.jpg

 

Not only have you put the crown on the wrong smilie but you have also broken the background!

Try again...

So he has deposed Tammy and made himself Queen? I'm getting out of here

Not only have you put the crown on the wrong smilie but you have also broken the background!

Try again...

 

 

It's just that the one on the left has healthy cheeks and knowing that our Queen is the epitome of good health (except for the odd cold ot two) that had to represent her.

 

Mmm, the background, I just bodged it together on a quick tea break.

My infamy lives on.

*meows & waves *

But where is the true Tammy?

Mmm, the Queen goes missing and then Krabjuice turns up. Maybe even Matri isn't real - unless he has actually come out of the pocket.

I'm cold and frightened

 

I'll be hiding under my bridge if anybody wants me.

What? I wasn't all that bad.

Indeed, you were great for the economy.

 

But we had Tammy to look after us and protect us from the Krab legions last time. Who will defend us and hug us now?

What? I wasn't all that bad.

You tried to eat me!

Yes, but lots of people do that, Matri.

 

*hugs* and *extra hugs* to make up for being silent for so long. I am so touched to see the devotion in spite of my absence. No Krab legions could possibly defeat such as you. I assure you that I am never far.

*enthusiasically hugs tammy*

 

It was so scary without you!

To be honest, Matri, you ate far more of my brethren then my brethren ate of you.

But they're so tasty. You just can't stop at one.