If I were God...


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#21 Matri

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 11:19 AM

WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE MONKEYS?!





*ahem* Okay, I'm done.
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#22 Ivory

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Posted 09 November 2005 - 05:26 PM

if i was god, the first thing id do...... is resign ;)
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 07:31 PM

If I was god I would play dice with the universe but not before I had reanimated Albert Einstein just so that he could watch.... ;)
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 08:07 PM

God: HAH! Snake-eyes again!
Einstein: Ach, stop rubbing it in, already.

I'd be a little more scared if God played pool, with planets, using black holes as the corner pockets. Or wait, is he doing that already?
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Posted 13 November 2005 - 12:09 PM

You lot should go out and but Black and White (2). Feel the Godliness! w00t!
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#26 Matri

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Posted 13 November 2005 - 01:08 PM

Can't play. Them gods don't like my PC ;)
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Posted 14 November 2005 - 04:33 AM

if i were god, i would smoke a fat blunt here in the USA....and any cops who tried to stop me i would burn with my hands.....i'll be so blazed by that time that anything i do would be funny....but when i awaken....i dunno....the country that burns under my knees....it might make me laugh even harder...
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#28 Strong Bob

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 08:28 AM

As a God...

I'd make it socially permissable to want to bang anime characters such as Sailor Jupiter... And then make this woman irresistably attracted to me.

Hey, I have everything else I want. ;) If I were a God, most the stuff I'd do would be making everything kill each other, as has been stated already. ;)
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 09:50 AM

Hmm, wanna hear about the Absurdities in the Bible?
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#30 Ivory

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 05:36 PM

one question only.... WHY THAT WOMAN strong bob!
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 06:59 PM

Do I detect a certain amount of jealousy? ;)

If I were God, I would visit a toy store on the last Saturday before Christmas and exterminate any customer who does not behave in a manner consistent with the notion of Christmas being a time of peace and goodwill.

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 07:08 PM

If I were God, I'd coach my candy-ass son into being a true badass deity that even Nietszche would bow down to, old testament style. Then I'd have him match-fight Santa Claus about who the damn holliday belongs to anyway.

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Posted 15 November 2005 - 08:13 PM

If I was god I would make sure that noone would begin to write any form of holy scriptures such as the Bible or the Koran. If they suddenly had such idea my mighty fist would appear out of thin air and slap them silly.
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Posted 15 November 2005 - 11:43 PM

Ivory, on 15th November 2005, 1:36pm, said:

one question only.... WHY THAT WOMAN strong bob!

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Is it not obvious? Look at her!
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 12:10 AM

Crazy Gringo, on 15th November 2005, 8:13pm, said:

If I was god I would make sure that noone would begin to write any form of holy scriptures such as the Bible or the Koran. If they suddenly had such idea my mighty fist would appear out of thin air and slap them silly.

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Oh oh! I second that!  ;)
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#36 Matri

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Posted 16 November 2005 - 09:08 AM

I third it!!
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Posted 16 November 2005 - 01:23 PM

Your all nuts... it's official.

There is only one Godess... and that's Tammy.  ;)
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#38 Strong Bob

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:19 AM

Clearly you jest! The one true Goddess is she whose picture I've posted!
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Posted 17 November 2005 - 11:04 AM

Matri, on 15th November 2005, 9:50am, said:

Hmm, wanna hear about the Absurdities in the Bible?

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After reading the Genesis section of that website the more it sould like the same process you would go through if you were creating a world for a PC game.  ;)

You create a definition of time for your world.
Then you create the basis for your other world objects.
You maybe create a terrain mesh... then add some water.
Then you create the plants, trees and stuff to make it look better.
Then you add a skybox with maybe the the sun, stars, etc
Then you start on some small living creatures for the world.....
... add the characters, etc....

Woah... We're living in a computer simulation!!  ;)
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#40 Crazy Gringo

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 12:34 PM

Beware of the almighty mouseclick!!!

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