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[Gungadin]

I would change the laws of mathematics so that Pi equaled 3.00 or alternatively 5.00. 3.14 is such a messy number.

What would your first action be if you were god?

[Bomb Bloke]

Pi isn't 3.14, by the way. It's 22/7.

[knight_of_the_ravens]

if i were god i'd make all life be more intelligent and let them grant themselves with technology alot faster than we are now...so then i could watch them all blow eachother up...and then when there is only one race left in the universe i will go to war with them and let them think they are beginning to win...then screw them straight in the ass with some killer explosions and stuff...lots of gore will be involved...SO it'll only be for people 17 and up...no kids...aaahhh screw it, they can ALL come...
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Gungadin]

Bomb Bloke, on 2nd November 2005, 10:38pm, said:

Pi isn't 3.14, by the way. It's 22/7.

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You just earned yourself a front-row seat to the fiery pits of HELL!

(In my religion, disagreeing with anything God says is a deadly sin)

[Azrael Strife]

If I was God I'd burn the Human race as an act of mercy to the universe and to the Human race itself

[knight_of_the_ravens]

WHAT???....u bastard u wanna go to war????

[Azrael Strife]

knight_of_the_ravens, on 3rd November 2005, 5:18am, said:

WHAT???....u bastard u wanna go to war????

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That would pretty much stop all wars... but yeah, and I'd win since I'd be a God  :mad:

[Crazy Gringo]

If I was God, the dude of all creation, I would go on and drink myself into a blind stupor that lasted until the end of the universe, when I realized the the contractor, the Natural Forces, that build the universe had made a mess of things and had gone off for lunch.

[knight_of_the_ravens]

Azrael, on 3rd November 2005, 6:02am, said:

That would pretty much stop all wars... but yeah, and I'd win since I'd be a God  :mad:

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wait a sec....we'd both be gods...so we'd have one AWSOME war...we hafta find a way to destroy a god...and with all this i bring hell upon u...

[Azrael Strife]

knight_of_the_ravens, on 4th November 2005, 6:21am, said:

wait a sec....we'd both be gods...so we'd have one AWSOME war...we hafta find a way to destroy a god...and with all this i bring hell upon u...

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Actually, the title says "If I were God", which implies that if I was THE God, as in the Christian conception of a sole God, so no competency.

Been playing Black & White recently?  

[JellyfishGreen]

Bomb Bloke, on 2nd November 2005, 11:38pm, said:

Pi isn't 3.14, by the way. It's 22/7.

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Po-TAY-to, po-TAH-to, 3.14159... I had to use a messy number or the speed of light would have been too slow for the universe to inflate properly. Maybe I should have cleaned out the dark matter first, but I was in a rush. Sorry.

[Accounting Troll]

If I was God, I would put a stop to religion so that people would have to find another reason to justify murdering each other.

Personally I think there is something odd about a supreme deity that needs people to go around worshipping it the whole time

[Matri]

Accounting Troll, on 4th November 2005, 10:29pm, said:

Personally I think there is something odd about a supreme deity that needs people to go around worshipping it the whole time

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Yeah: ego.

[knight_of_the_ravens]

Azrael, on 4th November 2005, 8:16am, said:

Actually, the title says "If I were God", which implies that if I was THE God, as in the Christian conception of a sole God, so no competency.

Been playing Black & White recently? 

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u have one thing wrong....the christian god is'nt THE only god....there are plenty of other gods and goddesses stronger and weaker than he...so the war would all depend on the so called "brains" of them

ps...do not take this as a threat to our religions or beliefs or whoever it is we follow....this is a game so lets just play along

[Azrael Strife]

knight_of_the_ravens, on 6th November 2005, 12:35am, said:

u have one thing wrong....the christian god is'nt THE only god....there are plenty of other gods and goddesses stronger and weaker than he...so the war would all depend on the so called "brains" of them

ps...do not take this as a threat to our religions or beliefs or whoever it is we follow....this is a game so lets just play along

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You got it wrong, I said "as in the christian conception", I didn't say I believed it, in fact, I don't, I'm atheist

[Gungadin]

What specific divinty entity would be stronger than the Christian/Jewish/Muslim one? Apart from Cthulu of course. Cthulu rules.

[Azrael Strife]

Depending on how you define "stronger".

[knight_of_the_ravens]

Azrael, on 6th November 2005, 4:32pm, said:

You got it wrong, I said "as in the christian conception", I didn't say I believed it, in fact, I don't, I'm atheist

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and what of Lloth?
the goddess of the seventh  layer of the nine layers of hell?
or the fae?
both strong...but why use strength?...i bring my allies upon u...and with the help of the Spider Queen Lloth, u shall all perish under my wrath...i challenge u with our deadliest weapons....spaghetti noodles of superb chaos...

[Azrael Strife]

knight_of_the_ravens, on 9th November 2005, 2:57am, said:

and what of Lloth?
the goddess of the seventh  layer of the nine layers of hell?
or the fae?
both strong...but why use strength?...i bring my allies upon u...and with the help of the Spider Queen Lloth, u shall all perish under my wrath...i challenge u with our deadliest weapons....spaghetti noodles of superb chaos...

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Sheesh, Tyr would turn Lolth into dust with the blink of an eye  

[knight_of_the_ravens]

YOU ARE WRONG!!!...with these spaghetti noodles and the fae who bring cheese...i would conjure my own super spell of the great CHILI DOGS!!!....and Tyr would like them and gladly turn against u...and join me....and we bring hell with the infamous ninja monkies