Line up; on the double! Let's go, let's go let's go!
So... some of you actually managed to live up to your expert training and magnificent genetics. Maybe your pair of neurons is still playing ping-pong after all.
You fine specimens made it through without falling prey to the damned bugs. Good on you!
I could go on to tell you how much the Earth needs you all - Humanity's cradle thanks you and all of it?
But all you have on your minds right now is wetting your whistle and finding treats for your loved ones. So don't let me keep you from your eggnog, your reindeers and snowy vistas, sweethearts.
Just don't come crying to me for blaster bombs and like fireworks to go as I'm not allowing any off-premises.
Yes, you're that mentally challenged but you know I still love you, right my cherubs?
Now get off my sight. Faaaall the frack ouuut!!