Kernel Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Air defense is DCs job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Air defense is DCs job. I think the dragons are at a convention. Still, imps can fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 I just got some new shematics for Air Net defences. Basically the AN generator generates a electricals net dome on Tamriel. The net functions as a radar and as a highly efficient wall. If a living or dead object touches the net, it will beinstantly bombarded by the defence turret emplacements (They were all destroyed, but I repaired them) As for the dragons, I'll give them to AT, just in case if someone get's through the defence net.~~~Note:If someone wants to leave Tamriel or enter it, you'll have to get through AT's bridge, because it's the only way now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Every species of migrating bird is going to have to make a detour now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Wait, what ? There are millions of tons of free crab meat at the border? mmmmmmmh, crab meat..... Btw, while i'm on the way to the border: There still is a way into Tamriel: *enter spooky music here* : From Underground !!! Which makes Accounting Troll very suspicious imo, living in a cave, being a Troll and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 The thing I don't get, is why AT isn't pushing the Ankh Morpork style of defense... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Hi Doug! Nice to see you again. Things are okay here aside from too much stress and now I seem to be coming down with a cold. Luckily, I have a very able staff to handle the running of Tamriel while I am not feeling well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 I seem to be coming down with a cold. Awww... * Wraps Tammy up in a warm blanket. * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 It could be an alergy to CATS my Queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted November 6, 2006 Report Share Posted November 6, 2006 Bite yer tongue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Exactly^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 Wait, what ? There are millions of tons of free crab meat at the border? mmmmmmmh, crab meat..... Forgot to tell you, I cleaned the border up pretty good, now the krab meat is stored in my fridge at the dungeon. Anyone who wants some can buy from me. The meat is free of cost to Queen Tammy. Pricings: 60 kg's = 15 Tamriel credits (TC's. Marked with an ~ for now)70 kg's = 3080 kg's = 6090 kg's = 100100 kg's = 325 ~~~ Yeah, bite it Uria. I'm not against cats as long they act nice. ~~~Btw, while i'm on the way to the border: There still is a way into Tamriel: *enter spooky music here* : From Underground !!!Killer moles guarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 7, 2006 Report Share Posted November 7, 2006 The Queen has a cold? But the royal touch is supposed to be good for curing diseases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Don't lose your faith just yet: Where do you think all your bugs end up? This could well be your cold she's having! Be grateful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Dumb_Commander, i feel like i'm in one of those RPGames, where you have to earn credits to buy that sword with d+1. Alright, alright: how do i earn those TCs? Any tips? Maybe i can somewhere find someone who's willing to pay for this "Cure Cold in a second" medicine.... https://www.smiliegenerator.de/s31/smilies-24188.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 What? You don't have the Tamriel currency (Money) man then you're poor. Work? JUst do anything that AT wants you to, he'l probably give you one TC. Tough, that is probably unlikely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 8, 2006 Report Share Posted November 8, 2006 Damn, I've got it now. *Sneezes* Ughhh *Wipes screen* DC, have you been playing with some odd bug that can make it's way down fibre optics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Umm, no. *Quickly turns on his portable shield generator* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 It would be a novel way of dealing with heretics though. A nice dose of smallpox will do wonders for loyalty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 You probably just picked up the royal cold, Uriah. Sorry! *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 Well, he's certainaly picked it up now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 It would be a novel way of dealing with heretics though. A nice dose of smallpox will do wonders for loyalty. Well has everyone in Tamriel had smallpox vaccinations. Caus man let me tell you, they leave a stinking hole in your arm for about 2-3 weeks. Had to get one before Iraq. They also make you feel like a golfball is lodged under your arm. That be nice if you guys had a vaccination without all the sideeffects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 If it's a Royal cold then I'm happy and it's worth it just for the hug. That be nice if you guys had a vaccination without all the sideeffects. DC can probably sort that although knowing his working practices I doubt if it would be pain free. I'm going for the Trolls 'cure-alls'. *Turns and shouts* AT, pour me a pint of 20 year old Oban, ... oh and send for the nurse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 10, 2006 Report Share Posted November 10, 2006 I'm so sorry, I've just drank the last barrel. And the nurse is Cilla Black Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 11, 2006 Report Share Posted November 11, 2006 Oh dear, I'm sunk... https://www.secretgarden.plus.com/sneeze.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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