Aralez Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 ...mmmmmmh chicken cavatelli mmmmmmh... AT, do you have a photo of that Wargot girl? Please post it, if it isn't aginst the rules to post pics of OTHER females in the Tammy thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted October 31, 2006 Report Share Posted October 31, 2006 Those trick-or-treaters who come round tonight had better be hungry... mmmm... trick-or-treaters... they even come with a side dish of sugary sweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 https://members.tripod.com/~tammy_lynn/hallowee.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Aralez, how can you be so shallow? What does it matter what the Wargots look like? I grant you that they do look like the aliens from the Predator films, but they value companionship just as much as humans. And you'll get plenty of hugs, although I admit that she once killed a grizzly bear by killing it. I'm glad Halloween's over. I felt like Michael Caine's character in Zulu trying to fend off all those trick or treaters without spending any money. Kernel really should have skipped lunch as he was full up after he had barely eaten a dozen of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Did the sentry I gave you worked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Kernel really should have skipped lunch as he was full up after he had barely eaten a dozen of them. Eating all those sweets wasn't such a good idea either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Being overall bored I started study Gremling and Troll chemistry and have found that a certain mix of herbs and minerals can clean the stomach of sweets fast. The side efects are blindness, stifness of the whole body and the maniacal laughter. *Takes out a termos and a white hospital mug* I was abled to do couple of liters of this stuff, Tamriel is not very rich in natural minerals. Right now the medicine is named Polynational *Pours the Polynational into the mug and gives it to Kernel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Mmm... hospital mug... * pours the mugs contents on the floor and starts eating the mug * Crunchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 You're supposed to drink it's contents and then eat the mug. *Rumages through his stash and finas another mug* I always have these lying around in my stashes. *Fills the mug again* Now here's what you have to do. 1) Drink the contents.2) Then eat the mug. If you don't do that right, you'll end up puking up Queen Tammy's dress. So do it right. *Takes out a Gremlin parallyzer* Don't make me use brute force to make you drink that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 * stares at DC, head tilted to one side, with a confused look on his face ** sees parallyzer * Eeeep!! * Runs * * few seconds later wanders back in carrying a plasma cannon * Mines BIGGER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 1, 2006 Report Share Posted November 1, 2006 Fortunatly, trolls have a more robust metabolism. I was mostly using those MREs as catapult ammunition. After I squashed the trick-or-treaters, Kernel rushed in for some dinner. And upchucking on the Royal dress is both treason and heresy. The combined punishment for both offenses is likely to be brutal, even by the standards of the (in)justice system in Tamriel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 * stares at DC, head tilted to one side, with a confused look on his face ** sees parallyzer * Eeeep!! * Runs * * few seconds later wanders back in carrying a plasma cannon * Mines BIGGER! ------ ------ J-U-S-T D-R-I-N-K the DAMN stuff. *Summons Mick Jager to kiss Kernel* Drink it, or he WILL kiss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Hmm... drink?You know exposing gremlins to any form of liquid makes them multiply dont you? Apparently its part of the base genetics of the gremlin species and so can't be stopped from happening either. Hmm... then again having a few thousand of me around could be useful. We could replace Tamriels standard army for instance... there'd be no reason for you DC and so AT wouldn't have to pay you any more. * takes mug from DC * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 *takes mug from Kernel* No way! One Kernel is enough The side efects are blindness, stifness of the whole body and the maniacal laughter. Hmm, and where are the negative side-effects in that list, looks like my usual wake-up ceremony.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 This isn't exactly a liquid... it's more of a yogurt type.~~~There is a negative side effect. It is the feeling of being ripped apart and then glued together. Maybe overflow of urine to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Thousands of Kernels? Drink up Kernel, I'm going be able to use all those extra gremlins as catapult ammunition when the carol singers come round. DC, in addition to Mick Jagger, maybe we could get Gary Glitter to give Kernel an 'English lesson' if he doesn't drink up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted November 2, 2006 Report Share Posted November 2, 2006 Richard Simmons. *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Lol, Now that's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 And Tammy loves all of you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 My devotion has inspired me to increase the bridge defences by installing a cannon loaded with grapeshot. Now all we need to wory about is that nice, big and very open land border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 And Tammy loves all of you guys! Hi Tammy How are things State-side these days ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Now all we need to wory about is that nice, big and very open land border. I wouldn't worry too much about that. The long line of rotting Krab shells that stretches along the border, from the last Krab army that tried to invade, is enough to put anyone off trying to invade Tamriel by land. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 Well I guess that settles that. But what about invasion by air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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