uriaheep Posted September 21, 2006 Report Share Posted September 21, 2006 I thought Matri protected the queen, oh well, it all seems confusing - I suppose we could have a holy war with someone. As the head of the Tamist Church I could summon up some Impish minions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Wow, I feel protected from all sides. *hugs* for the protectors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Your highness, are there any shops whose staff have failed to show you the proper respect you deserve? Or charged too much for shoddy merchandise? Just say the word and the Church of Tamriel, DC, the Imperial Guard and a troll will descend upon that shop and slay its entire staff, burn the shop to the ground and sow salt on the land so that nothing will ever grow there again. Uriaheep: what do you need imps for? As the spiritual leader of the Tamist faith, you are also the commander-in-chief of the Most Holy Knights of the Tamist Order. These are the guys who like killing and plundering so much that DC and the Imperial Guard won't employ them, even though they are self financing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Oh, just experimenting with some new troop types. You never know when Tamriel may require fire spitting fanatics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 We're not short of fanatics, but the firespitting could come in handy if imps are cheaper than flamethrowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 I'd better choose dragons, they take pay in gold and jewlery. (Which I have in abundance) The can spit fireballs more effectivelly, and they can fly. With the jewelry and gold, I can make them protect Tamriel for atleast four years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 I trust you went for the red dragons of Wales, and not the white dragons of England. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted September 23, 2006 Report Share Posted September 23, 2006 Oh, no, AT, our shops are immensely hospitable. I suspect they've heard rumors about the fire-spitting imps...... Having a troll in charge of finance certainly encourages good manners, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 I trust you went for the red dragons of Wales, and not the white dragons of England. It's your choice which one you are gonna hire, I just supply them wuth their salary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 Imps are free and when we've done with them they vanish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted September 24, 2006 Report Share Posted September 24, 2006 How does one authorise a holy crusade against Manchester United fans? After Reading got a draw against Manchester United last night, some of the United fans were so offended by the sight of people who support their local team that they decided to start some trouble before they went back home to Swindon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knight_of_the_ravens Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Wow....How long have I been gone???? ps...DH....u were right....i got into trouble again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Terrorist Posted September 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 ::does a happy dance:: Y'alright Knight! long time no see! How are you these days? ::happy dance:: We love Tammy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Ego!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Terrorist Posted September 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2006 'ello Tammy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Ok everyone, anyone. I've been running around this forum for about two weeks. Great stuff by the way. I've recently stumbled across this one. Makes me nervous to ask but what in the world is the we love Tammy fan club? P.S. Don't shoot the curious one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 *meows & waves the from Tammy's pocket* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 Ender117: we of the Tammy Appreciation Society are a secret cult dedicated to making Tammy the supreme world ruler on the grounds that she is better looking than the current crop of world leaders - so there is nothing sinister going on for you to worry about. Our strategy for world domination is based around the fact that people would prefer to be hugged by Queen Tammy than any of the other current world leaders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 that people would prefer to be hugged by Queen Tammy than any of the other current world leaders It also helps that Tammy's hugs are more addictive than crack cocaine, and they have no side effects... that we know of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 7, 2006 Report Share Posted October 7, 2006 AT: Thank you. I will just let you guys continue you goal for world domination. That is if I don't change my mind and report you to the proper government authorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 I wouldn't if I were you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Agghhh!!! It's It's Tammy. Please oh please don't hurt me. It it it was just a joke. Wait a minute I'm not afraid of you or your ninja assasins. I've brought my own men to the field. Lets see you elite ninja followers cut through this armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 As ta commander of Queen Tammy's armored battalion, i suggest you stand down with your... knights. :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted October 8, 2006 Report Share Posted October 8, 2006 Ha Ha Ha. Jokes man, thems were jokiy jokes. I was just uh....just uh.... testing your devotion, yeah that's right; I was just checking to make sure you guys actually had Tammy's back. Well now that I know you guys have he back, I surrender. [Good recover Ender, now if only there were some way to get them all for this embarassing fiasco ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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