Accounting Troll Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Nice work with the smiley; maybe you need Cilla Black to kiss you better? Do you have a sore hroat as well? I once came across an 18th century medical textbook that has a cure for that when I did some voluntary work as an archivist in a museum. The cure was powdered dog droppings - I swear I am not making this up. I suspect that the author figured that it must work because nobody ever asked for any further medicine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 The cure was powdered dog droppings - I swear I am not making this up. I suspect that the author figured that it must work because nobody ever asked for any further medicine... If you don't mind I think I'll stick with the alchohol - I'm not sure it actually works but it must taste better than dog sh..... *sneezes*. At least I know why I wake up with a headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 *Takes out a Molotov coktail* I myself mix a lot of flamable alcohol into this. The Cosmopolitan drink tester died of alcohol poisoning (To much alcohol in the blood) when he drank my mix. That guy can't even drink a pint of vodka. This stuf will make your flu/cold (I don't remember what dissease exactly) run away screaming. Drink up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ender117 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Strange DC, the cold seems to have gone so I don't need this remedy of yours ...... I'll put it in Matri's milk dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 ..mmmmmmh, milk.... Can i have some, too ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted November 15, 2006 Share Posted November 15, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted November 17, 2006 Share Posted November 17, 2006 *hugs BB* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 *Pours Aralez some milk* 100% natural, no preservatives and now left over condoms. *bleck* Also all viral organisms cleaned out of it. *Snifs some spice from Dune* Now, I'll probably live for 250 years or more. *Teleports to his dungeon. Moments later the fremen painful screams are heard* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 What the heck is going on? I left a box of washing powder right here, and it is now quite empty. And what's that trail leading to DC's 'intensive interrogation' facilities? If anybody wants me, I'll be down the river bashing my clothes with a couple of rocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 18, 2006 Share Posted November 18, 2006 Can you do me these socks while you're there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 When did you last was your socks? I only ask because they've just polluted the river. There's dead fish all over the place now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Washing powder. *Sneezes washing powder* Atleast I didn't mess it up with gamma dirt. *Skin color turns dark green* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted November 19, 2006 Share Posted November 19, 2006 Secret services reporting: new footage taken from Krabjuice's covert training grounds show their new elite troops... :: *slinks back into the shadows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Who said that? *looks around but sees nothing* Sorry AT, I forgot my Impish apparel may be toxic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 20, 2006 Share Posted November 20, 2006 I wouldn't expect too much from that martial arts krab. I sort of sat on it Oh well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 You sort of sat on it? On one hand you may have almost sat on it which means that just as you were about to contact the unfortunate crustacean it moved quickly away. On the other hand the exoskeletal cat-snack was caught napping and you loaded your full Troll weight on it's carapace. 'Sort of' infers that there is something in-between. I suspect that you are not telling the whole story. If it's a case that there are shards of broken shell inbedded in your green, wart covered buttock then I can tell you that my Religious Hat has been thrown away and my special Running As Fast As I Can For The Hills hat is firmly ensconced upon my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumb_Commander Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 *Walks in with a profesor look* First thing, that was a crab not a krab, like Krabjuice defined the name of his species. Even if Krabjuice would be able to hire them, they would be the weakest forces. If noted, the krabs are the next step in evolution after the crabs. Remmeber the battles with Krabjuice and his krabs, Tamriel's forces and some of it's very loyal subjects, pulverized the krabs, or merely cooked them for food. Now what would happen if a weaker opponent would try to attack a baby in Tamriel, totall pwnage of the opponent. *Walks to his dungeon and resumes torturing* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 mmmmm Crab.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 mmmmm Crab pancake.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted November 27, 2006 Share Posted November 27, 2006 I just realised what this board is missing! A hug smiley!How can this love nest have gone so long without a hug smiley! Luckily I have one here, only the background needs editing, and I don't have time to do it right now. https://www.lcfgames.co.uk/hug.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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