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http://img839.imageshack.us/img839/3240/ascend0011.jpg Woah! Groovy, man. We can pick out how the universe works. We're going to have lots of stars, man, and lots of aliens, but they are going probably be total oppressors, man. And our color is going to be green, because we're in touch with the earth, man. http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/829/ascend0012.jpg We've overpopulated the world, and we're going to go spread the love to the stars, man. We're really good at gardening and stuff and we're going to descend on wrecked planets and protect them from the Man, man http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7660/ascend0013.jpg Dude, ok, this is going to be really trippy, but we're viewing our whole solar system from SPACE! WITHOUT acid! http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5773/ascend0014.jpg Our planet is all green and happy, because we know what we're doing, mmkay? http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/4193/ascend0015.jpg This is where we are going to figure out how to leave our overpopulated world whenever we get motivated to learn all that stuff. http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/9506/ascend0016.jpg Here is what we're good at, man. Every 150 days, we like, come off our benders and do stuff. http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/1545/ascend0017.jpg Groovy man, we have alien friends to talk to! http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/2522/ascend0018.jpg They don't seem to want to be our friends. http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/6647/ascend0019.jpg Neat, a call on the technicolor space phone! http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/9262/ascend00110.jpg Damned oppressive aliens... Way to harsh our buzz, man.. http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/4282/ascend00111.jpg Ok, we've learned some stuff in past 5 months and built up our industry enough to launch things into space. These green rockets take forever to get stuff up into orbit, man. http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/8530/ascend00113.jpg A month later and Moonbeam tells us that we can leave the planet to spread free love and grass, man. We're going to go to the next planet in the system to set up some organic farms or something.