Andrew_175

Morning all, just thought I'd say hi and sorry for being away for so long. Hows it all going?

Laughing at Xiggy as he sampled Jacksons "Chicken fried snake(man)", his sudden change of colour to a wonderful shade of green and a rapid exit in the direction of the lavatory. Necro finished his coffee, placed the cup in the dishwasher, avoided Jacko's latest creation and left the mess hall heading in the direction of his quaters. Now that the crew compliment was up dramatically, minus the death of Stalk which sadly still played on the mind of the old crew, there was now paperwork to finish and he was behind, not just a little behind as in one or two memos but there was enough paper in his office to make up a forest. On his way back he happened to pass the sickbay and the morge as Yorke was stepping out of the doorway followed by a medic who carried the name tag of Tony. Necro nodded to Yorke who replied with a half hearted smile and a 'hullo'. Andy guessed what Yorke had been doing and wasn't going to dwell on it, "you finished your shift?" he asked. "Yeah" replied Yorke "I'm going to get something to eat". "I wouldn't" Necro laughed "Jackson's in his culinary creative mode, and Xiggy was his first casulaty. I got some food in my quaters and a bottle of something strong if you need anyone to talk to."

::Sitting with a pint in his room after a heard day of lectures:: Fair do's man, hope you live long and prosper. Thinking of joining genesis, so let us know how it goes!! Technomaige

Necro was sat at his 'desk' in the canteen (in other words balancing his notes on his knees), when Yorke came in through the door and approached him. "Necro" said Yorke, "when you've got a minute can you fill in a report on what happened with Stalk the other day?" "erm, yeah sure Sir" replied Necro frantically grabbing at the paper that was sliding to the floor. "I'll have it done for you by dinner, oh and can you take a look at my leg, I think I've pulled something in it and its painful to walk on" "Yeah no worries Andy, stop by the med bay later and I'll have a look" said Yorke "ta, much appreciated" was the HWE's reply. Yorke turned to leave as he was about to exit through the door Necro shouted. "Yorke, what do you think about these 'future X-Com types? I mean at first I liked the idea, but now... I mean they suddenly show up, good food, nice wine, claim to be from the future.. It all seems a little to straigh from TV, and that robot creeps the hell out of me. I'm not sure whether we can trust them anymore Yorke" Yorke muttered something under his breath as he left the room, leaving Necro to pick up his papers

want an extra person? I know a good HWE that would like to join another sim Techno

So, we loose another high ranking officer... Might get myself a promotion yet, LOL. Loonie, its been great having you on the team, I was a little unsure about your simming technique to begin with, but now I have no doubts that you can be ranked upon the highest GM's going. You kept XCAS alive in its darkest hour, you where a valuable asset to us all ::Necro Brings himself to salute:: Its been an honour and privelage serving with you and you will be sorely missed.

Necro, who had been heading to the mess hall after Yorke had cut short his chat about promotions due to an emergency on the bridge. Heard the commotion between Scott and Fleche. He stood at the door listening, and once everything had calmed down he walked in. Scott turned round to see who was approaching. Necro: "You know she has a point, The Kabrons where only trying to do what we are doing now, fighting for survival. But I agree with you, regardless what X-Com has done in the past, and I should know, I used to be posted as part of the internal investigations. We're on our own out here and its either us or them. Grudges have to be put aside for the common good." Scott looked shocked Scott: You where part of the II? Necro: Yeah, I wa posted here to see if there was any mutany in the ranks, but somehow the postings god 'mixed' and I ended up in cryo. When I was thawed and found out what was going on, there didn't seem much point to continue the investigation. Although I do like to keep my eye out on whats going on. I've got too many friends here now, Jacko, Yorke... and I've lost too many aswell. I could never sell out these people if we got home, it would be like going to the enemy. Scott: yeah I know what you mean, but someone is... Necro: What do you mean? <<scott if you want to continue>>

After being sat in his office, writing reports on past campaigns (his office was actually the table in front of the coffee machine with an In, Out and to be desposed of horrifically tray), Andy decided to go for a walk down the main corridor of the patton. Whilst on his travels he passed Yorke on the way, who was just coming out of the engineering section. "Hows the nephilm suits going? Can't wait to try one of those babys on" he asked "Well" replied Yorke "we have 2 fully functional suits, but we can only use what we have, as we can't make any more, yet" "damn" exclaimed the HWE "oh there is one more thing I wanted to discuss with you.... any room for a promotion around here?"

Who's taking charge of the website? If any one needs a backup machine for XCAS^Bot, I will take care of the fellah too. T

Dude! Can I be the first today, you shall be sorely missed. Don't put yourself down I been through GCSE's and A levels and they do take over. Its been a good couple of years now and I always used to look for ward to the sunday slot, and the odd postman. Xcas won't be the same without you mate, even if you did de-classify the funnies. Necro: "Its been good serving under your command sir "::salutes:: See you around matey! Andy (aka: Technomaige)

Necro was in the gym, practicing his Judo warm up techniques when Goorit stormed into the gym, his arm hanging by his side. He punched the wall Necro stopped to watch this with intrest. "Damn this stupid arm" Goorit cursed "I'll never be able to control it" " You know you should speak to Jacko about those things" Goorit spun round "who the f*** are you to... oh sir" his voice trailed "sorry sir I didn't see you there" "Always good to be quiet, you see more" Necro smirked "anyways, go talk to Jacko, he'll give you lessons in controling those units" "ok, I might just do that" said the CPL as he walked out the door

Necro was heading to the canteen to find Jackson when a loud crash behind him spoin his head round. He was just about to shout "alright Jackson", when Daniel emerged from the other way to the crash Necro looked puzzled "Jacko?" He exclaimed, "but you where just in an accident up there.." Jacko frowned "you been on the walnuts again mate?" "Not that I'm aware of" Necro replied, at that point a rather bedraggled looking Chavez came charging past, tripped and skidded a good 20 ft dorn he corridor. Jacko and Necro both watched the event unfold as Chavez came to a halt, stood up and continued to run down the corridor "looks like they just waxed the floor" Andy and Daniel said in unison "you getting some coffee?"asked the HWE "Yeah alright" replied Jacko, as they both walked back into the canteen

ok, mines up!

::runs in late as usual:: Hi, welcome to Jackass, I mean XCAS I'm Necro, HWE (heavy weapons expert) and all round fairly funny guy

Oh come on people, there is only one way to spell Ascadian/Ascidian Its spelt G.I.T Simple

XCAS? Its gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttt!! True

::whips out telescope to spot the topic we where on about originally, then suddenly without warning is hit in the back of the head by it:: "ofyah! Those threads hurt!:: :o

::after seeing Loonie leave the area Necro decided now would be a good time to get some surplies to snack up on before continuing the radio broadcast. Necro unlocked the door to the office and slipped out locking the door behind him:: "time for a bag of marshmallows" he said to no-one inparticular "no matter where you go in the universe there is always something similar to those things" ::he met Jacko coming round the corner as he wandered towards the canteen and after a breif chat discovered that Jacko was on his way there too. The two where laughing at a joke when they pushed open the door and saw something that resembled the creature from the black lagoon stood over the toastie machine:: "Wahh" exclaimed Jacko "What the?!?" ::Shouted Necro as he reached for his new shiney lazer pistols:: ::At this point its worth mentioning that seeing the creature made Jacko dive sideways, into a cupboard closing the door behind him, just leaving his artificial leg sticking out:: "Hmm, seems to resemble the 'hide and seek' incident earlier in the year" Necro thought. ::Then his attention went back to the melty-man still in the middle of the room that seemed to look very much like the CMDR:: <<tag the CMDR, Jacko and anyone else who wants to walk in on this scene>>

::seeing that a fight was NOT about to ensue, Necro decided to call his losses and play the music the way the LT wanted to music to be played::

<<Go for it>> ::noticing the aggressive movements and hand gestues that the LT was making Necro decided to start playing the Spock v. Kirk music from an old sci-fi program:: Music; da da dah daahh dah da dar dar dahh ::Necro waits for the responce, whilst announcing the posibility of a fight over the air::

:: Necro can see the Lt banging on the door, but since he put the sound proofing in, he can't hear a word he's saying:: "ok" Necro thought "lets see if music does sooth the savage beast: ::looks at the title of the CD loonie gave him earlier:: "ok, I have something similar to that" ::necro slammed in the CD and started to play it whilst calling for Yorke over the comms to bring his stun blaster:: "if this doesn't work, I'm gonna need some backup"

::Necro wandered into the med bay to see how Jackoson was doing, as he rounded the corner he saw Jacko playing with his 2 veg:: "Alright jacko" Necro shouted <<I know its small but I was begining to feel left out>>

and going comando may give you freeness, but it can only lead to one thing, skiddies! Heh

Necro took the disk and put it on the stereo system. He listened to it for a bit before he put it on the air. "Pah, this is rubbish" he thought. "I know what I'll do though, heh". ::Later on after the next set of adverts had finished Necros voice came back over the speaker:: "OK, now we have a special request for our dedicated Lt, Kacur, hope this cheers you up" ::Necro hit the play button, and Kacur music began to play but with a touch of Necro added to it, Necro then went and locked the door:: <<tag loonie>>

<<XCAS Radio is here>> ::After much fiddling about in the communications room and dragging in equipment in to the booth from the stores, Necro stood back and looked at his creation. It wasn't the most Advanced thing in the world, but it would do... for now. He flicked the switch to 'on'. Radio NAO was on the air, or at least the internal speaker system.:: "GOOD MORNING ARKUNIS VI" he yelled down the mic, "the time is 0 nine hundred, what does the o stand for, oh MY GOD it's early." ::At this point the radio broadcast was heard throughout the base, those who where not awake where now and Jacko, who was awake, was now hiding under the table telling the voices to quieten down.:: "This is the FIRST EVER broadcast of 96.9 NAO Fm. Bringing you some of the hits, some of the time, so when I'm not off saving the universe, or at least getting shot trying to, you can find me here playing music and doing all that radio type stuff" continued Necro. "So, the first ever song that I have to play for you on the station is Wierd Al Mutonovics spoof of Space's Avenging Angels is Spaced - Avenger Spacecraft.. Calling all avenger spacecraft Vengeance, you know it tastes so fine Vengeance feels so good in space When you're looking through its sights When you're looking through its sights Calling all avenger spacecraft (Spacecraft, kick ass Spacecraft) Calling all avenger spacecraft (Spacecraft, kick ass Spacecraft) You could give a call to the red skulls Or send for help from Mr Du'ran'us but they won't stop an invasion happening with only NAO on its mind Calling all avenger spacecraft (Spacecraft, kick ass Spacecraft) Calling all avenger spacecraft (Spacecraft, kick ass Spacecraft) Sectoid, oh sectoid here to blow me right out of the sky get me in your sights because you're my enemy, enemey Oh deadly spacecraft, oh spacecraft And when they're really on my heels when its just about to fire the deadly beam You rescue me, rescue me, rescue me! Calling all avenger spacecraft (Spacecraft, kick ass Spacecraft) Calling all avenger spacecraft (Spacecraft, kick ass Spacecraft) Calling all avenger spacecraft (Spacecraft, kick ass Spacecraft) Spacecraft, spacecraft, kick ass Spacecraft Spacecraft, spacecraft, kick ass Spacecraft --------- "Well I hope you all liked that and if there are any other songs that you want playing on the station please come on down to the communicatiuons booth and ask me, Necro, in person and I'll see what I can do. Coming up later today on 96.9 NAO Fm the top ten momma jokes brought to you by our very own Bullet magnet Daniel Jackson. But now, for all you Weebl and Bob fans out there in talking vine land I bring you 'Hats for clowns'..." ::the music begins to play:: Cats, four pounds. La la la la la lah laaaa. Chaps, in gowns. La la la la la lah laaaa. Crabs, in town. La la la la la lah laaaa. Hats, for clowns. La la la la la lah laaaa. A hand washed turkey, there's turkey for all. A hand washed turkey, this turkeys having a ball.... ::the music continues for a bit......:: ::Necros' voice fades in as the music fades out:: "Ok, that was Hats for Clowns by Weebl and Bob, look out for the remix of that coming in a few weeks by the Hispanic Street Preachers, because no one suspects the spanish inquisition! But now here are some advers" ::Necro sets the tape going with the adverts on as he sits back for a few minutes and sips his coffee wearing a smug grin on his face:: 'Have you ever had a stressful day beating off Mutons? Been injured in the process? Now you can claim for compensation, whether you stub your toe on a table or loose an arm in battle you could win up to £20 with Utopia insurance. Mr Chittery-Sectoid here, lost his Brain when someone stole it and used it as a paperweight. He called us and won £4.55 for his plight. Remember, this is a win or loose, no payout organisation, contact us now on 0800 scam-me-now, call immediately.' <<more soon>>