Yanlin

since when does a scope increase damage? ok. yeah. weird. i don't think it's happening to me but... it might. (i'm not gonna give a shameless advertisement. just click the banner.)

i am a bit disturbed by the low graphical detail. but i run the game at max so i am an over arrogant idiot with two rich parents that spoil me all the time. well... no... but that's what most people think. arrogant maybe... but rich... no.. hmm. can i ask you for some screenshots of snipers?

on a side note. HEY MOUSE! aren't you forgetting something?

lol. thanks for the inspiration. i'll probably write one named like that. hmm. 5 bucks for the next guy to come up with a funny viable after name. AfterOMFGWERANOUTOFNAMESSOWEPUTAREALLYLONGTEXTTOMAKEITLOOKLIKEANEWGAME well. looks like we got nothing to say

isn't it already released in north america? are we still talking about ufo afterlight? is this a new after game? BTW! i figured another name for a squal! Afterparty!

ok... well... lets see... here's the funny part. instead of gay he said German. the rest remained as if he said gay (until the stereotypical German scenes)

*COUGHSPOILERCOUGHNAMECOUGHSPATTERCOUGHPANTPANTPANTPOWERCOUGHPLANT* that's only one of them hehe. anyway. Heinemann's grave? is that where ute dies? and shouldn't that be cydonia? i mean... Jorgan Heinemann died there.

well. that's a new feature to notice. i never noticed them before. i thought svenssons glory and ute's butthchery was part of the map names.

DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF are you talking about?!?!?!?!?!? i had teritories renamed without them being lost. i think it's to glorious achivements. like Ute's butchery? Svensons glory? hmm... Rita's HARDCORE GOHTIC DEATH METAL sea. (hehehe. made that up but it actually makes sense...)

the funny level of this video clip was to high to decribe with words. so i'll just make random high pitched annoying voiced instead. AAuguhuagAHUAHaaHSNUWSEYIUIgfIHHUAUGauAHUahAHaihAHIGIHAAHIgiahAhiA

it's a bad feature. you should be able to capture easily. especialy in base defence missions.

ok i had enough. i quit this thread. (and i don't know what's funnier. the fact that I'm leaving a perfectly intelligent thread or the fact i announced i am leaving a perfectly intelligent thread.)

is this a talk about WWII or WWII in a funny way? PLEASE. get back on topic. crack jokes about nukes and WWII. our arguments can go on forever. it's just stalemate. http://triptronix.net/ishbadiddle/images/brevity2073243050503.jpeg

well. i probably could change it but not while the contest is running. i am still researching how to enhance my own mod!

from a joke about WWII to nukes... this topic got totally hijacked. You want a Jew's (me) perspective? WWII killed MORE then 6 mil of us. over 2 mil were children! We suffered at REAL ghettos so all of you idiots who live in poor neighborhoods with black gangs that have 5000$ stereo systems in cars that can't go over 40 miles per hour, can shut the hell up! anyway. leaving aside the fact that non of my family were killed during WWII (my grandma served in the Russian army and one of my uncles served in it as well) Jews were also killed in gas camps, baked in ovens and totally diminished. scientists say the kill count was higher then 6 mil. MUCH higher. closer to 25 mil. that comes from entire Jewish villages and towns that were literally deleted from maps. and totally obliterated with nobody to tell of the carnage. the 6 mil stat is probably a failure in the German effort to kill off the Jews. before you smart asses say the Germans hated the Jews for being Jews let me say this. Germans hated EVERYBODY who wasn't blonde with blue eyes. INCLUDING THEIR OWN. not everyone was executed but... most of them were killed off. some survived and so you still see the different hair color and eye color Germans. Jozef Mengele (or whatever you guys call him) experimented on Jews.--- sorry. i got carried away there. ok now back on topic. PLEASE. I'd hate to repeat my other "incident" (thank god for spell checkers)

maybe you need a standalone mod for more start game items? or shorter production time? i am affraid that any mod that does that is probably incompatible with the TRM mod. but... i'm sure you can nicely ask a modder to rewrite that tiny part of the TRM mod to suit your needs. oh and btw. over the internet some pictures of a certin liking can get a job done (OOOH! SUBLIMINALISH LIKE!)

no. you need good techs only because you use a modded game. in a normal game you really just need a standard explosive (optional), a high HP and if possible major toughness. the rest is almost auxiliary. and of coarse you need weapons (duh)

you are all talking about a computer WAY after the one i mentioned. the computer i am talking about was invented before the romans! (lol. invented) it was during the time when humanity managed to develop something that moves on an axis. and no i am not talking about the thingy where you move those little beads back and forth. i mean one line that has like 2000 beads and a manual dial to move them one at a time. and you still had to count how many were on each side. later versions had a devider of a diffrant color per count. for example: red bead every 5th bead. yelllow bead every 100th bead (overwrites the red bead) and blue bead every 1000th bead (overwrites both other types of beads) as far as i know it was invented at the late stone age. now can we get back on topic? which i think is: "funny stuff about WWII"

first of all. the martian assault mod ruins the whole point of capture missions. to aproach stealthy. cause the least damage possible and escape with the target. but that's just me what i suggest is packing exploasives. stun grenades. they will make everybody fall but not get hurt. then the apropirate enemies can be picked off with regular weapons. exploasives are a no go if you are anywhere near the target. warp cannons are useless. they cause exploasive damage but have no area damage. matriarchs will ruin your day. try to take them out first. priority against beastmen: Alchemist. Matriarch (both types). Shaman. Chief. Captain. Pets of all kinds. especialy rollers. and finally. cannon fodder. priority against martians: Their droids will hardly hurt your men. one medic can deal with an onslaught of spider bots. but here's the priority: Martians. Robots. simple Tacitc against martians: taking over their robots is effective. major automation training allows your technitians to take over droids from a distance. running up to them is a dumb plan. reticulans of both kinds: Watch out from mines. try to be stealthy. pack weapons that are weak against your own but powerfull against the reticulans. in case of mind controll. stun grenades work to. you can stun your man until he's not controlled and then heal him. but beware. they usualy take over just as soon as they leave. whenever you have a takeover, just make sure to hunt down the reticulan that's standing still holding a mind controller. that pretty much sums in up.

the first computer was an analogue calculator... that could only do + and - options. but. we can keep fighting forever. lets get back on topic. NUKES!

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i didn't have any problems with research. besides spoken martian language... but that wasn't research fault. martians weak bloody bloody bla got conquered by the beastmen blah blah blah. so... yeah... reload. but besides that i don't think i ever had problems. also i have the psi weapons problem. i thought ret commanders were the guys on the afterlight cover... ya know... http://img.tesco.com/pi/entertainment/MM/LF/758469_GS_L_F.jpg not those pyjama wearing weaklings walking around with reticulan pistols...

ok. so computers existed. not by my definition but they were there. still... there weren't laptops by then! my definition of computer: A machine that is capable of giving out orders to mechanical hardware and storing digital data and i hardly believe a giant building capable of doing 512+512=1024 is a computer.

heh. anyway... did you guys know that computers weren't even invented during the time of ww2? let alone lap tops? that idiot is playing a game on his laptop in mid movie.

bingo! i bet nobody can find Rita.