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#81 Thorondor

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Posted 23 December 2018 - 05:40 PM

As I'm about to grant you starry-eyed rookies leave for the sake of peace-for-the-world partying, mind you this - if you spot a jolly big bastard in a flashy red attire, arriving in an Unidentified Flying Object, spouting gibberish, kindly remember your expert training and shoot it the hell down!!

The Muton Commander is very fricking real. And does not come bearing gifts by the way.

Alrighy, then, you merry bunch - permission to scoot! Posted Image

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Posted 24 December 2018 - 11:46 AM

Merry Christmas to you, too! :D

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Posted 23 December 2019 - 07:48 PM

Now, listen up!

Effective immediately, drop your sidearms, ordnance, ammo and all issued combat material at their designated spots.

Yes, that includes stun rods, you nitwit!

As I'm sure you've all realized by now, I'm about to grant you nincompoops temporary leave to go play with the elves, don mistletoe crowns, sing silly songs, or whatever it is you do when you're not being the instruments of alien damnation your were made to be.

Well, let the merriment begin I guess...

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Posted 24 December 2019 - 10:00 PM

WOOOOHHHHOOOO, VACATION! :D

Merry Christmas everyone.

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Posted 24 December 2020 - 10:10 AM

Head count!!

Line up; on the double! Let's go, let's go let's go!

So... some of you actually managed to live up to your expert training and magnificent genetics. Maybe your pair of neurons is still playing ping-pong after all.

You fine specimens made it through without falling prey to the damned bugs. Good on you!

I could go on to tell you how much the Earth needs you all - Humanity's cradle thanks you and all of it?

But all you have on your minds right now is wetting your whistle and finding treats for your loved ones. So don't let me keep you from your eggnog, your reindeers and snowy vistas, sweethearts.

Just don't come crying to me for blaster bombs and like fireworks to go as I'm not allowing any off-premises.

Yes, you're that mentally challenged but you know I still love you, right my cherubs?

Now get off my sight. Faaaall the frack ouuut!! :cool:

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Posted 24 December 2020 - 11:38 AM

:charges like a madman:

Cherub by Hayes?

A very merry Christmas, fellow StrategyCoryans. We're fighting aliens on a daily basis, so don't let a few months of a pandemic get to you in any fracking way.

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Posted 25 December 2020 - 02:58 AM

Merry Christmas all! Just sitting here counting my stockpiles of Heavy Plasma clips, Blaster Bombs, Stun Bombs and Mind Probes. Not that I'll need any of it, but these rookie greenhorns are always cannon fodder meat shields. Posted Image

Been busy at work which is good I guess, but I'm pretty wiped out so a little R&R is warranted. Posted Image

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They call me Zombie because I don't sleep, as I slowly struggle to climb this heap,
of corpses, data points, and trials, but from the top - I'll see for miles!




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