Ki-tat Chung Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 It's time to elect the Leader of the World.Here are the facts about the three main candidates: Candidate A is linked to corrupt politicians and consults astrologers. He had two mistresses. He smokes like a chimney and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day. Candidate B has been fired twice, sleeps until noon, smoked opium in college and drinks a quarter litre of whisky every night. Candidate C is a medal-holder and a war hero. He's a vegetarian, drinks a beer occasionally and never had any extra-marital affairs. Among those three candidates, which one would you choose (honestly)?Make your choice, don't cheat, then read the answer (below). Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. Candidate B is Winston Churchill. Candidate C is Adolf Hitler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ki-tat Chung Posted April 30, 2005 Author Share Posted April 30, 2005 Something interesting my friend sent me just then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaughter Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 I chose A, and a good choice it was obviously. B sounded like a typical "Peace man" kind of guy, and I HATE those. C sounded too "picture perfect". Never trust those! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stun Grenade Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 nice hypothesis, i didnt read the part dont cheat .. too late i accidently scrolled.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 I scrolled down before voting, but out of the list I'd take number two. Number three is obviously so good at concealing the truth that it hasn't got out yet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaughter Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 I took the liberty of making your statement a little larger Ki-tat Chung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 I elected candidate C, and I'm in trouble now because of all the celtic blood in my veins. Ironically, I was put off candidate A because of the astrology as I know that Hitler believed in astrology which led him to make a lot of stupid decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman4117 Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 I would have voted "None of the above since I despise the idea of global governance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Bob Posted May 1, 2005 Share Posted May 1, 2005 Believe it or not, Adolf was quite possibly one of the greatest leaders of our time. Problem is, Fate compensated by turning him into a world class arse hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ki-tat Chung Posted May 4, 2005 Author Share Posted May 4, 2005 ill be honest, while i knew that Candidate C was a fake when I first read it, i choose it anyway. oh well. btw, thanks slaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Bob Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 If voted into a republic, I would choose C. Now, why would I choose Adolf Hitler to run a Republic? Because a Republic is not run by it's leader, it's run by the people. Meaning that no matter what ol' Hitler tried, he would not be able to commit the atrocities he did in World War II. However, he would still have the calm and intelligent mind to run the country. (However, we all know it wouldn't last long. The guy will eventually kill himself from seeing all the 'non-aryans' run rampant. So it's win-win here!) Notice I say "republic" and not "democracy". Meaning, I would never vote anyone like him into the American office. He'd probably cause more shit than Nazi Germany. If I were to choose ANYONE to be world leader. It would be me. And the first order of business would be lining up the hottest girls in the world to provide it with the perfect offspring of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ki-tat Chung Posted May 5, 2005 Author Share Posted May 5, 2005 what, girls like sailor jupiter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 B for me. That sort of lifestyle can only be maintained by a truly great man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 B all the way, that sounds like a perfect way to live your life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Bob Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 what, girls like sailor jupiter? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> One could only hope... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Can I be Vice President? Sorry, I couldn't help myself there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Bob Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Awww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Bob Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 You're an accountant and will always be an accountant. You... TROLL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Does that mean I'm in charge of the treasury then? I'll be able to redecorate my bridge with the money I embezzle :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Bob Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 You'll need to ward off the meddling adventurers that will, no doubt, desire your horde and will die for. As the next order of business, under my reign, will be reestablishing life's priorities and values to that of a video roleplaying game. The world's currency will all be converted to "Gold Pieces" and a person's current level of health can be rated in "HP". Police will no longer patrol highways between cities, so one must be wary against bandits and thieves. And finally, one's abilities and aptitudes will be rated on paper as "modifiers". Utopia here we come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Excellent! People will have to give me an emerald whenever they want to cross a bridge, just like in Adventure! I can spend all day squishing dwarves and elves without anyone complaining. And woebetide any traveller with a billygoat. Think of the health care system reforms: you will soon be able to just go to the wizard's shop and buy a potion with the money you get from slaughtering all those skeletal warriors. Finally all that sunblock I need to stop turning into stone during the day will be worthwhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jman4117 Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Can I be the young warrior that wanders the wilderness leveling up to defeat you all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 Only if you don't go after any bridge trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strong Bob Posted May 8, 2005 Share Posted May 8, 2005 Can I be the young warrior that wanders the wilderness leveling up to defeat you all? <{POST_SNAPBACK}>Only if you kill Bridge Trolls exclusively. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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