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#21 Jman4117

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 02:57 AM

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Time to send Jeff and Stewie out to pick some locks and to prance around in ninja suits to raise their thieving skills!

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In the college dorms we find: Kitschy Trinkets!

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But this secretary is wise to us and raises the conservative alarm cry when she catches us in her apartment! Our squad hauls ass, luckily not triggering another encounter on the way out the door!

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Our hackers in the meantime, were filming the police beating up a black guy and they put that shit on Youtube!

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And it would just happen that a radio personality would have to get his freak on while on the air. This will totally get them to switch to NPR instead!

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Now we come back and we rob those students some more! Yay! Cellphone!

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And this Lab Tech doesn't even see us as we walk back and forth in front of him.

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The cops are suspicious, but we manage to calm them down while we grind!

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This soldier however, is wise to our shit. We run because he's totally badass and has an automatic weapon pretty much guaranteed!

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Now that we've stolen all that shit, we transfer it to the shelter so that Mustapha can carry it all to the pawn shop to hock it!

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A measly $680 for the loot.

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And $450 more for the other shit.

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Now, back to grinding! We loot the shit out of the first floor and come to sit next to this radio guy and security guard. They eye use suspiciously!

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While we're here, Stuart find himself some hoes. He manages to get the liberal one to come over later for a meeting!

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And before we can get that lawyer, the guard has a shit fit!

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Next day we come back for more looting! In the first room, we come across a liberal judge. Since this person is a liberal, they don't care that we are in their place stealing shit for some reason. Just...don't steal in front of them. That alienates everyone in the building, which makes even the liberals want to kick our asses.

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That bastard! We really need to go out to his mansion and do something about that some day!

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Many days of grinding later.....We have awesome stats and a ton of money from burglaries. This radio host doesn't even notice that we're in his expensive downtown apartment robbing him blind! We clear out the whole first floor without anyone noticing us!

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Jeff has some really impressive thieving stats. Nearly up to 8 stealth and that suit of his adds 3 more!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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We're in the money!

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Meanwhile, our thieves go to the Logan apartments (downtown). We're going to be renting a room here so that we can hide our hackers in relative safety, as well as getting something very useful for our thieving...

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A MAP!

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This makes it much easier for our people to loot the shit out of this building.

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And while we're in there, we recruit a new guy...and he just happens to be a Professional Thief! This means that we won't have to train him up from scratch. Meaning...that we can put his ass right into the existing squad and not have him bumbling around alerting conservatives while he levels!
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#22 Jman4117

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 03:41 AM

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He's a little behind, but it's the bullshit skills like persuasion that we don't need to steal shit!

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And that's exactly what we're going to do with this map!

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We're going to wipe the place clean...except for that one room that we couldn't pick the lock to...shit..

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And after this, we notice that the Logan Apartments are now High Security. I wonder what that means.. We're going to find that out just as soon as we sell the loot!

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Mustapha comes in yet again and sells thousands of dollars and cool electronics that he didn't steal himself. Ahhh the life of a successful crime boss!

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In the apartments our thieves come across a guard dog...these things are REALLY good at seeing through our disguises and shit but apparently our ungodly stealth skill saves us from being instantly alerted on.

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This other dog however, isn't fooled and starts barking! We're going to have to go elsewhere for our stealing, or maybe do something else for now.

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Our hackers are now our leading juice producers. They are both up over 100 juice...Our first REVOLUTIONARIES! Pitty that if they are ever arrested and don't get a judge we recruited as a sleeper (1 in 4 chance per judge, we have none), they are going to jail for a very very long time!

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For now, we're going to hack with the programmers and everyone else will write to newspapers until shit cools down at the Logan Apts!

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Well, except our leader, he's going to sell some more shit THEN write!

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Awesome! They get in trouble without us engaging in espoinage to get the files on them!

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Now, we are going to move our hackers to the apartments and put the thieves in the steel plant. The steel plant now has heat on it from all the hacking going on there and the lack of secrecy. In our thieving squad, only the new guy has any criminal record and it's really minor stuff, 2 months tops, so they shouldn't be making any heat in this joint.

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Now that we have the moving out of the way, it's time to upgrade the two buildings. The Logan Apartments will now have a flag out in front! This is something that totally throws the conservatives off. Someone waving the flag can't be subversive at all!

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Now for the steel plant...Something about the 2 abandoned businesses in the ghetto is that we can have all manner of upgrades to these things. The most useful to us right now is the Printing Press. If we were going to start on a murdering rampage, we would want to get things like the forification, cameras, generators and shit like that. But for now we're going to be peaceful and just start our own newspaper and buy a little bit of stored food.

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With this built, we can now set anyone stationed at the steel plant to right for The Liberal Guardian. This roughly triples the effect of writing and allows us to have a special edition at the first of every month.

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Everyone is moved there that isn't hacking. They will all write for the Guardian!

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Well, except Mustapha...he's got juice that has filtered up from his hacker underlings (being the leader is sweet like that). This allows him to recruit another person! Next stop: The Court House... and we are going to keep it up until we get ourselves at least one judge!

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We get 5 of them to meet up with us, maybe we can throw money at them and get them to convert to the cause!

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As we get toward the end of the month, we get Ceiling Cat to gather some info for us.

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Pretty much more of the same. Except for that intelligence thing....that is WAY up!

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And more middle of the road stuff. Only 2% respect us? And only 5% of that 2% like us? THIS HAS TO CHANGE!

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But that can wait a minute! Mustapha got himself a judge and it only cost him about $1000 in bribes!

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Mr. Kilbourne will be staying at the Court House until we need him to possibly throw a case for us. If we can get 3 more judges working for us, we can get away with all kinds of shit!...Or at the very least, get off very lightly.

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He's only 13% effective. He'll have to lay low and not rock the boat. He's only for throwing cases if he's on the bench. Remember, he's a LIBERAL judge. People know how he leans and this makes people suspicious of him to begin with. Now if we ever kidnap and brainwash his conservative counterpart, however....

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Ooookay. It's the end of the month and we're going to be running a special edition of The Liberal Guardian. Who shall we target in this edition? We have corrupt judge evidence, secret corporate files and some cable news memos. Either of these three will totally rock conservatism to its core!
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Posted 18 November 2012 - 02:51 PM

im all for pissing off the news!

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 11:28 AM

Can't you blackmail that judge ?

Also can you hire Liberal Dog? :D
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#25 Jman4117

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 03:06 PM

View Postsilencer_pl, on 22 November 2012 - 11:28 AM, said:

Can't you blackmail that judge ?
Nope, can't do anything like that to Liberals. With a Conservative we can seduce and make them a love slave or kidnap and brainwash them to become regular members. This downside to seduction is that you're effectively limited to 1-2 slaves per seducer before new dates start finding out that you have multiple partners and this can lead to them beating your ass on the dates. Kidnapping is more dangerous as it can lead to your people all getting killed. Highly useful if you want someone high profile like a Hangin' Judge or Radio Personality. If you're successful, you can snatch them, do the brainwashing in a few days then hopefully get them back to their job before they are noticed to be missing. But..if you can't get them fast the cops start looking for them and the other conservatives will be suspicious of them so you can't make them a sleeper agent. They will be forced to be in your squad and they are largely useless because of their stats suck for that since they are going to have high wisdom and low heart/intelligence. Plus, if they are ever caught by the police, they will be deprogrammed and your people will be ratted out. Sooo, better to either kill anyone you fail to get fast enough, either by killing them in your compound or sending them on a suicide mission somewhere. They are nothing but a liability in more cases.

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Yeah, but only when the animal rights laws are more liberal than now. You can even seduce them at Elite Liberal. I'm not sure if there are any Liberal dogs out their by default, but you can talk to Guard Dogs if you have a character with high enough Heart (20 I think). If successful you can turn them Liberal on the spot then recruit them.
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 04:09 PM

You can talk to dogs? Or we are talking about other kind of dogs?
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#27 Space Voyager

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 07:22 PM

I am not sure I understand the depth of this game fully.

Actually I'm pretty sure I don't.

Looks incredibly simple (as UI goes) yet incredibly deep (as gameplay goes) at the same time.

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 10:17 PM

View Postsilencer_pl, on 22 November 2012 - 04:09 PM, said:

You can talk to dogs? Or we are talking about other kind of dogs?

Actual dogs. They change from being Guard Dogs to Canine Heroes. Only problem is I don't think they can wear clothes or carry weapons like humans can, otherwise they are fully sentient beings!

And SV: It's super super deep. You can pretty much do anything you want in it. Except for being the Conservative Crime Squad, but I'm sure the game can be easily modded if you really wanted to be a different kind of crime squad.
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Posted 22 November 2012 - 10:32 PM

We wouldn't want to do that. Would we? ;)

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Posted 22 November 2012 - 10:34 PM

View PostJman4117, on 22 November 2012 - 10:17 PM, said:

otherwise they are fully sentient beings!


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Posted 26 November 2012 - 05:31 AM

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A scandal! They planned to slander a prominent liberal in the media but we called them on their shit!

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Also, money!

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And this is what that published article did: 77% now hate Faux News!

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After we've waited around a few days, the Logan Apartments are no longer being patrolled by extra pigs. Time to steal some more shit!

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This eminent scientist (one of the toughest conservatives to deal with) doesn't even notice that we're in his apartment robbing him blind.

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While prowling we find: Silverware. Not that cheap "silverware" that the unwashed masses use, but actual SILVERware. This should go for quite a bit at the pawn shop!

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After looting the first 2 floors of the building we got back to the entrance and do our stealth routine. While there, we find a Psychologist! This is what we  need if we are ever to indoctrinate ourselves a conservative!

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Things don't go so well the next day when we return for more robbery. The building is on high security again and these guys spot us! We're all the way on the second floor, so we'd better be careful getting out of here alive!

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In the stairs we encounter a Janitor! Oh the horror! Our ninjas casually sneak past him and we haul ass for the exit, not running into anyone else.

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After getting out of that conservative hell hole, we go to the pawn and gun to sell of our stolen stuff. This lands us a cool 7 grand!

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While we're here: 1911s for everyone! Pistols are consealable so we can take them anywhere without being suspicious like we would be with rifles.

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And since we're got such a huge haul from the other downtown apartment complex, we are going to rent at the other one. For the map of course! It's MUCH easier to rob people if you know what the lay of the land is!

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The next night, Jeff has finally convinced that shrink to join the team! His agility sucks, so he won't be a combat operative, but his psychology is 5 now with a max of 10 assuming he doesn't get juice to make that skyrocket..

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Well, I guess it's time to use that new map! The first floor of this place is LOADED! We go into every single room that has loot and we take that shit! AWESOME!

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Now we go to the second floor and loot it as well!

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Also, the 3rd, and now the 4th! In this room we find 3 PDAs!

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Now we're on the 5th floor. This like the others is full of expensive loot!

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Laptops! Laptops! We go us some LAPTOPS!

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On the seventh floor, those rich bastards cheap out on us! We clear out the 2 rooms and move back out of the building.

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As for loot, we have loads of it! This should fetch an awesome price!

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Also of note: Jeff has reached 200 juice and is now an Urban Commando. This allows him to recruit up to 5 people!

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With both of the rich apartments under high security, we might as well sell our loot. TO THE PAWN SHOP!

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$9620 for one building! EXCELLENT!
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 08:44 AM

That was a lot of loot for three people to carry... Whatever, a nice contribution to the cause!

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:03 AM

I'm trying to imagine how that "Conservative cry/scream" looks like.


Also you definitely put a good use to a meme: "Fuck study - become a ninja"
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:17 PM

View PostSpace Voyager, on 26 November 2012 - 08:44 AM, said:

That was a lot of loot for three people to carry... Whatever, a nice contribution to the cause!

Yep, probably enough money to just rent everywhere and get maps to every building to steal from :D
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