He's a little behind, but it's the bullshit skills like persuasion that we don't need to steal shit!
And that's exactly what we're going to do with this map!
We're going to wipe the place clean...except for that one room that we couldn't pick the lock to...shit..
And after this, we notice that the Logan Apartments are now High Security. I wonder what that means.. We're going to find that out just as soon as we sell the loot!
Mustapha comes in yet again and sells thousands of dollars and cool electronics that he didn't steal himself. Ahhh the life of a successful crime boss!
In the apartments our thieves come across a guard dog...these things are REALLY good at seeing through our disguises and shit but apparently our ungodly stealth skill saves us from being instantly alerted on.
This other dog however, isn't fooled and starts barking! We're going to have to go elsewhere for our stealing, or maybe do something else for now.
Our hackers are now our leading juice producers. They are both up over 100 juice...Our first REVOLUTIONARIES! Pitty that if they are ever arrested and don't get a judge we recruited as a sleeper (1 in 4 chance per judge, we have none), they are going to jail for a very very long time!
For now, we're going to hack with the programmers and everyone else will write to newspapers until shit cools down at the Logan Apts!
Well, except our leader, he's going to sell some more shit THEN write!
Awesome! They get in trouble without us engaging in espoinage to get the files on them!
Now, we are going to move our hackers to the apartments and put the thieves in the steel plant. The steel plant now has heat on it from all the hacking going on there and the lack of secrecy. In our thieving squad, only the new guy has any criminal record and it's really minor stuff, 2 months tops, so they shouldn't be making any heat in this joint.
Now that we have the moving out of the way, it's time to upgrade the two buildings. The Logan Apartments will now have a flag out in front! This is something that totally throws the conservatives off. Someone waving the flag can't be subversive at all!
Now for the steel plant...Something about the 2 abandoned businesses in the ghetto is that we can have all manner of upgrades to these things. The most useful to us right now is the Printing Press. If we were going to start on a murdering rampage, we would want to get things like the forification, cameras, generators and shit like that. But for now we're going to be peaceful and just start our own newspaper and buy a little bit of stored food.
With this built, we can now set anyone stationed at the steel plant to right for The Liberal Guardian. This roughly triples the effect of writing and allows us to have a special edition at the first of every month.
Everyone is moved there that isn't hacking. They will all write for the Guardian!
Well, except Mustapha...he's got juice that has filtered up from his hacker underlings (being the leader is sweet like that). This allows him to recruit another person! Next stop: The Court House... and we are going to keep it up until we get ourselves at least one judge!
We get 5 of them to meet up with us, maybe we can throw money at them and get them to convert to the cause!
As we get toward the end of the month, we get Ceiling Cat to gather some info for us.
Pretty much more of the same. Except for that intelligence thing....that is WAY up!
And more middle of the road stuff. Only 2% respect us? And only 5% of that 2% like us? THIS HAS TO CHANGE!
But that can wait a minute! Mustapha got himself a judge and it only cost him about $1000 in bribes!
Mr. Kilbourne will be staying at the Court House until we need him to possibly throw a case for us. If we can get 3 more judges working for us, we can get away with all kinds of shit!...Or at the very least, get off very lightly.
He's only 13% effective. He'll have to lay low and not rock the boat. He's only for throwing cases if he's on the bench. Remember, he's a LIBERAL judge. People know how he leans and this makes people suspicious of him to begin with. Now if we ever kidnap and brainwash his conservative counterpart, however....
Ooookay. It's the end of the month and we're going to be running a special edition of The Liberal Guardian. Who shall we target in this edition? We have corrupt judge evidence, secret corporate files and some cable news memos. Either of these three will totally rock conservatism to its core!
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