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Couple of jokes which made me laugh recently....


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Tony Blair is visiting a hospital.

 

"How are you today?" he asks the old man in the first bed.

 

"Wee sleekit cow'rin' tim'rous beastie," screams the man at him, so he moves on.

 

"And how are you?" he asks the second patient.

 

"Some hae meat but cannae eat" yells this one.

 

"Hmm," says Tony to the doctor. "Is this the psychiatric unit?"

 

"Naw - it's the Serious Burns Unit."

 

Heard about the Scottish Rolling Stones tribute band? Their most popular song is, Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe.

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