Accounting Troll Posted May 17, 2007 Report Share Posted May 17, 2007 How exactly can a cat fly a skyranger anyway? Not that it matters, because after kids have finished joyriding in a stolen vehicle, they tend to dump it somewhere out of the way and set fire to it so the police can't get DNA evidence. And could someone scratch my back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 https://images6.pictiger.com/thumbs/be/612cec6d7343a81a9580d03be43c9cbe.th.jpgQuestion answered! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Let's see you fit in a squad of soldiers tooled up to take on the crew of a muton battleship then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 I hope they can hold tight to those wings Ah, how peaceful it is here in my secret hideout, drinking tea and eating cookies with Tammy. Luckily nobody knows it is here in the Manchester westend base, Mill Street 2a, second floor, 3rd door on the left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolatemouse Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 aralez isnt the adress of the new genetical experiment ? The one where alien creatures are mutated with slaughter DNA ? You are very cruel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Hehe, i wonder what Slaughter (the site admin) thinks about that But no: no cruel experiments here, only cookies and tea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolatemouse Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 As a good french i consider that cookies and tea ceremony being english it is cruel experiment ( i tease dont throw me stones)Nose kisss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 lol, good answer I will lend you a forceshield, though, to protect you from incoming cookie-missiles as critiszing the tea-and-cookie ceremony is surely considered heresy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 *kidnaps chocolatemouse and takes her back to my secret lair under a bridge* Don't worry guys, I'm merely going to introduce chocolatemouse to the delights of traditional British cooking. Should we start with the pork dripping sandwiches or the toad-in-the-hole? Aralez, maybe you could strap a hovertank to the undercarriage of your skyranger for additional boyancy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Toad-in-the-hole sounds delicious Poor chocolatemouse Don't worry the name is actually worse than the meal. Albeit if accounting Troll cooks it, hmmmmm *straps Tammy to the underside of his Skyranger and drinks tea and eats cookies with a hovertank* Wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 *kidnaps chocolatemouse and takes her back to my secret lair under a bridge* Don't worry guys, I'm merely going to introduce chocolatemouse to the delights of traditional British cooking. Should we start with the pork dripping sandwiches or the toad-in-the-hole? Aralez, maybe you could strap a hovertank to the undercarriage of your skyranger for additional boyancy I'm not sure I know how to spell euphemism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 I'm not sure I know how to spell euphemism. I've just gone over my post again, so I'm changing the menu to haggis, along with some brussels sprouts that I've been boiling for the last week. Let's see you find a euphemism there! Don't worry about chocolatemouse as my intentions are entirely honourable; I merely wish to demonstrate the quality of British cooking. I once ordered meat pie and chips in one of the top restaurants in Paris and they just stared at me. And they didn't even have proper salad cream either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Hm, odd, nobody matters for Tammy being duct-taped to the underside of the Skyranger ? Heresy! Tammy, don't worry! I've just been transmorgulufarized from a Tamriel rebel into the holy spanish Inquisition, fighting for your honour! Time for some "interviews"! *Makes list* uriaheep, Accouting Troll, chocolatemouse, BombBloke, Matri... (no wait Matri is excused, he is duct-taped with Tammy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 You strapped me to the bottom of a skyranger? I just noticed Kernel mentioned having been around for four years....I've been here more like six or seven. Not sure because we've changed boards a few times. I remember when slaughter was just a cute kid named Olaf who used to hit on me when he was drinking.... Never thought he'd take over the place, but he seems to be doing a good job. *waves and blows a kiss to Olaf* As for the rest of you, I think I'm lost here, so I'll just hug you all and hope semi-sanity returns sooner or later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 HHEEEeeeeellllppppp!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Well, at least we're still together, Matri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Tammy, i only strapped you to the skyranger by accident! It's Accounting Trolls fault (as usual ) , he made me totally confused. Btw, what's that Sanity-thing you are talking about? *Matri, you know that will hurt quite a bit when i remove that ducttape from your small kitty-body? Oh well, at least you won't need to shave for some months * *riiiiiiiiiipppppppp* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocolatemouse Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Kidnapped ?By a british troll ?I need a lawyer !!!!!!!!! Shivering jelly and milk in tea are against treaties about biological weapons!!!! Aralez seems that The troll kidnapped your marble oops sanity too, i see it chained near me, with a tammy photo in it small paws. Nose kiss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 what's that Sanity-thing you are talking about? Maybe it's time for a crusade - to the lost metropolis of San City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Yay! The holy Inquisition's Knights on a Crusade! Where's my +1 sword? chocolatemouse, don't worry. That small drooling thing in chains with the Tammy photo in its hands is only Matri after i removed the ducttape (along with his hair) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 I'm glad it isn't Aralez's sanity. I'vve been using it as a teaspoon for the last three years. A crusade and an inquisition eh? This sounds depressingly similar to the Albigensian crusade. And the Reconquisida. And the Teutonic conquest of Prussia. *Hands a spare Welsh longbow, some arrows and a wrist guard to chocolatemouse* Don't worry, these arrows will punch right through crusader armour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tammy Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 And everything is back to normal.... Oh, and *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Here's a longbow for you as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uriaheep Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 I'm sticking with my arquebus, it's useless in a battle but I like the noise it makes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 As long as it doesn't blow up in your face. Or become too damp to work because it started to rain. *Loads another cow onto the mangonel* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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