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sorry top take so long- been ill BACK NOW The Road Warrior (1982)? if it is heres mine..... ' You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.'

dont think any one knoes this one! looks like you win this one! give us the answer and try another quote?!

lol NOt guilty never ever have i ever hidden in the loo at work for 5 mins peace guilty!

a few points- good luck finding another school! - schools are so full that the chances of walkign your kid into another one are near on imporssible! if someone is tried in court and found guilty and THEN removed from teaching in a school i would see this as negligance. they should be suspended untill proved guilty OR innocent. yes this would point the finger- but we are talkign abtou keeping innocent, vunrable children sae in an instituation most of them have very little choice abotu goign to. on returnign to school having been equitted the programe for resumming work in full would have to be carefully managed and handled to ensure that support was given. THIS woudl take time, and money- alwasys these thing are in the way of education doign its absolute best for the chidlren in its care. i have NO problem with a shoplifter getting a job in a shop 20 years later. as personaly i feel this is a different standard of crime we are looking at. Anyone on the sex offenders register should be banned PERIMANTLY from workgin in schools, as was mentioned before, it is widly accepted that sexual preferences are not concious decisions* but built into the "wiering" of an individual- therefore cann not be changed. untill such a time as this is PROVED to be different we have a right to protect children in schools. *i am not arguing abotu the choice to ACT on sexual preferences, as the choice to act IS a concious decision. I think that if the ban isnt made cmpletly inclusive of ALL listed on the sex offender register (and list 99) then education departments up and down the country are going to see kids pulled outta schools so fast itll make their heads spin. and this is a shame, as children have a RIGHT to an education in this country.

not guilty! (i stayed upright most of teh way by sheer dumb luck!) never ever have i ever wanted to throtle my own sibling(s) guilty- right now woudl be a good time!

the news has been full iin the last week abotu those teachers on list 99 (and the sex offender register) being emploed to work in schools. well what do you think- should it be a complete ban or are there exceptions to the rules? is the education minister in deep water over this one!?

no idea- gis a clue!

not guilty EWWWWW never ever have i ever been sick over some one on a first date (we may have alreadyhad this...sorry if we have) NOT GUILTY! (thats gross)

GUILTY!!!!! never ever have i ever..... gone to work drunk not guilty! (id cut off a finger or summat...mine or someone elses)

madagasgar?? Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

i HATE it when peopel do that cracking their knuckles thing! half of them never stop to ask the person next to them if they mind before thye do it either! in my GCSE i called my histyory teacher over and got him to tell the chap behind me to stop doign it, i could not think at all with him going snick snick snick all the bloody time! grrrr

not guilty! ever ever have i ever...had a beer fight! guilty1 shake it up and watch it go!

Ode to a fairy I know some think its funny With a tree stuck up my arse But I keep my dignity My style, me grace, my class Cos ive got a little secret I love the job I do The reason I keep smiling I'll gladly share with you If I get the top branch right Just nestling 'tween each thigh Well, Christmas may be coming But oh GOD! YESSSSSS! So am I! not really a joke but it might make you smile....if youred it before it gets removed

the third finger, the one after the middle finger and before the little finger = the ring finger (cos its the one traditional to wear rings on) plus- isnt the finger penultimate to the pinky actually the middle fionger?- cos penultimate means one before the last, and the last one before the pinky would be the ring finger/third finger...would it not? did you know, taking out contact lenses when your pissed is NOT an easy task...even when you have two friends trying to hlp you! lol a very merry new year everyone

right now id have to say i dotn know...but give me time