So apparently I joined this site on 10-August 03, whatever you know, the silicon memory of a computer is worth.

 

Not ten years, but baby, in human time, a long time. Eight years and change, to be the boys with the golden noise, to carry that phallic torch, man, it burns and it weighs a lot. You know.

 

For a mid-level drunk strategos, it is a long time to hold your head up, to disobey the plebs, to push against the flow of the crowd, to disobey the masses, to be the people we are, to not melt away into the havens of IGN, GameSpot, and so on and so on. Whether you check this site hourly, or yearly, whether you hate us or masturbate screaming our web address, whether you buy every game we review or stick dynamite in the petrol tanks of our cars, here we are. You know who we are and where we are. Shit, you might even know why we are, and if so, let us know.

 

If so and/or if not, let me wish you a very merry Christmas, happy holidays, whatever it is you feel good about, and please, if 2012 isn't good, we're going to send the waiter back with it until he gets our order right.

 

Love, peace, blessings, all good things to you, your family, your friends.

I'll tell yer one bleedin' thing: when yer right, yer right!!

 

Now pour us 'nother one will ye? Yer suren' ta be dry after yer speech.

 

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Love the soddin' lot'o'yas, lads. That be the Lord's truth! Three cheers fer Christmas an' StrategyCore!!

...Oh God.

Cheers ! Happy holidays people !