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Woah! Groovy, man. We can pick out how the universe works. We're going to have lots of stars, man, and lots of aliens, but they are going probably be total oppressors, man. And our color is going to be green, because we're in touch with the earth, man.

 

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We've overpopulated the world, and we're going to go spread the love to the stars, man. We're really good at gardening and stuff and we're going to descend on wrecked planets and protect them from the Man, man

 

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Dude, ok, this is going to be really trippy, but we're viewing our whole solar system from SPACE! WITHOUT acid!

 

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Our planet is all green and happy, because we know what we're doing, mmkay?

 

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This is where we are going to figure out how to leave our overpopulated world whenever we get motivated to learn all that stuff.

 

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Here is what we're good at, man. Every 150 days, we like, come off our benders and do stuff.

 

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Groovy man, we have alien friends to talk to!

 

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They don't seem to want to be our friends. :P

 

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Neat, a call on the technicolor space phone!

 

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Damned oppressive aliens... Way to harsh our buzz, man..

 

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Ok, we've learned some stuff in past 5 months and built up our industry enough to launch things into space. These green rockets take forever to get stuff up into orbit, man.

 

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A month later and Moonbeam tells us that we can leave the planet to spread free love and grass, man. We're going to go to the next planet in the system to set up some organic farms or something.

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We get our orbital factory up and running! None of that nasty pollution on our planet, man. We're gonna make a ship to colonize our solar system in the name of peace and love, man!

 

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We've discovered a more advanced green technology, man! We can travel in space more efficiently and our planet will be made greener!

 

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We're gonna look into more efficient reactors and stuff now. But we're not gonna weaponize space, man, that would be bad karma, or something, mmkay?

 

Ok, dude. We've built our ship and stocked it up with nugs and stuff. We are going to that crappy planet and we're gonna do some organic gardening or tree planting or something on it, then we're gonna go back to being lazy for about 5 months. In the meantime, we'll start a colony on that other planet that is totally pristine.

 

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We're gonna use some of that green technology on our planet. It's about twice as good as what we had before, man.

 

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Ok, man. We are going to need some like, shields and stuff in case those aliens from the space phone show up to wreck the environment of our planet.

 

Ok, we're gonna build another ship, mmkay? This one has these groovy warp drives that we can trip out on while we fly to another star! We have enough weed and granola packed that we can hopefully have the motivation to fix up about 8 wrecked planets, man.

 

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Woah! Dude! Far out! We were like, digging in some alien ruins on our new planet, and we learned some stuff!

 

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This is totally like god tech. Our science dudes think we can use this to stop aliens from attacking our stuff, man! Far out!

 

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Ok, now we need to be able to spread the love to other planets. Sometimes you just have to do a sit in on somebody's planet to make them get the hint that they've messed it up, mmkay?

 

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Ok, man, we've got that figured out. Now the science gurus want better equipment so they can be enlightened faster. Yummy nugs just weren't cutting it.

 

Groovy! Our crew boards the star ship and they go blasting into hyperspace, man. They drop off people on every wrecked planet they come across and explore the universe.

 

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Ok, we seem to have found the edge of the universe over here. We'd better turn around and go the other way before we fall off!

 

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Excellent. We've dug up new stuff that some wasteful aliens threw out in their trash.

 

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They had these big and efficient factories and stuff. We can start building those instead of our crappy acid rain producing smoke belchers, man.

 

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Ok, we're gonna put one of those things on that really big pristine planet next to our homeworld.

 

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PARTY TIME! :P

 

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Ok, dudes, you know how this planet was all dead and stuff? It's not anymore, it's green and blue and red. All psychedelic, man!

 

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Now our science dudes can blaze in more advanced laboratories. They'll be at least twice as efficient, man.

 

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Groovy, I think that might be fusion power, man. We don't have nuclear waste and coal gases messing up our planet anymore.

 

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Seems our ship is out of weed and stuff and the crew is gonna abandon it and live on a frontier planet to live in nature, man.

 

Ok, we need to make another ship to send out to protect the rest of those empty planets out there.

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All done and stocked up, man. We're gonna send this one out like the other one, mmkay?

 

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Ok dude, we got that new power plant and it seems we can make something neat. It's like, a long range rainbow cannon, man.

 

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Ok, we're gonna build one of those new plants on every planet. They're cleaner and stuff and we don't want to wreck our planets more than we have to.

 

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Awesome, man. We've sent out that new ship and they've found a new star! Far out!

 

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Ok dudes, time to get up and do some stuff, then we blaze, mmkay?

 

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K, that Paragon system, it has a lot of planets and we're going to colonize all of them, man.

 

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Now we need a new ship to go even farther out. We are gonna have 2 star drives on this one to make it go faster.

 

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Ok man, you know that big planet in the home system? The science dudes have set up their own coffee shops and stuff to work in.

 

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Far out! We have a new system here and it's on a red link. That means it's like an edge of space, dudes.

 

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That new ship is done. Powdered Love, man. It's gonna be awesome!

 

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And after that leavs orbit, bro, we're gonna make a deep space probe to go really fast through hyperspace and stuff.

 

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Excellent, another red link! There's a tiny little planet there with a possible dig site on it, and we're only gonna use it for that purpose. Then we're gonna leave it a pristine paradise and stuff, man.

 

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Ok man, that probe thing is done and we're gonna send it off into hyperspace to find the aliens and smoke with them.

 

Ok, you're not gonna believe this, but we're gonna watch that ship leave on some screens and stuff, and we're gonna follow it on a map, bro.

 

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K, dude. We finished that dig site and we found something new. Nothing too advanced though, it's pretty current tech.

 

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Awesome, we come out the other end of the red link finally!

 

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Our probe ship is going to go down the other one and hopefully they won't like end up in the same part of space or something, man!

 

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Aww, man, it seems that it's going to take 22 days for that thing to fly there. I guess the designers were blazin' too much and got their math wrong.

 

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Freaky bro! There's some aliens tryin to talk to use on that space phone! Answer it man!

 

Far out! They seem to be some pretty laid back dudes! Maybe we can be bros or something, man. But just to be on the safe side, we're gonna colonize some planets around them. They might want to mess them up.

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I'mmmm Hiiiiigh....Woah, man! Zoom the map in dude!

 

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Excellent! We've got that tech where we can like, recycle our ships and stuff, man.

 

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OK! The science dudes say they will have better parties and stuff if we let them take over.

 

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Ok, man, we've just built that ship with the long range rainbow cannons on it. Spread the love from above!

 

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We're gonna start orbital recycling over the homeworld, dudes. Don't want to be littering space with our old stuff, right?

 

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And we make another ship of universal love!

 

OK! We've got that recycling thing in orbit now, let's upgrade one of our old ships that we had floating around!

 

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And we're gonna build another ship to enforce interstellar peace and love!

 

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It has 4 rainbow cannons, shag carpet, a round bed that spins and enough nugs to make all the aliens happy!

 

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Far out, man! We were digging in some alien garbage on one of our planets, and we found out how to make more efficient power sources!

 

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This nanothingy should be at least twice as good as what we have now. Groovy!

 

 

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Excellent, we now have a ship to bring love to the alien's barren wastes of planets!

 

Oh gee..Those guys seem mean..We're gonna totally have to stage a massive sit-in on one of their planets..

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Ok dudes, smoke times over. Our ship has just found more hostile aliens.

 

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This is a really bad planet, they must have totally trashed it. We'll be back later to fix it up all natural, man.

 

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Groovy! Science gurus can now blaze in supreme accommodations!

 

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Ok, one of our dudes was having a vision and he thinks that we might get something totally righteous if we research mass phasing. Something about bigger and better ships, man.

 

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This is one of our home planet, it makes 15 research points as is, but look at this!

 

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The science dudes can take over and make it 34! Far out!

 

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Awesome! New aliens. Maybe they will be nice people.

 

Holy guacamole! Giant eye people! "Hey bro, wanna see something 'psychedelic'?"

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Awesome! Our ship of long range rainbow love is about to go talk to those crazy dues on the other side of the red link, mmkay?

 

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Far out! More aliens! Turn on the technicolor space phone, man!

 

Ok...these guys look a lot like those Shivar dudes...hope they don't mean trouble...

 

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Only one day after meeting and they are phoning back? Uhoh...

 

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So, you don't want to smoke with us and be bros? Ok man, up to you..

 

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Science gurus say they just learned something about moving bigger objects through space more efficiently. Wonder what that means.

 

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Oh far out man! They say we can get better hyperdrives and bigger ships! Excellent!

 

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And more aliens are found.. I wonder if THEY would like to smoke with use, unlike the other two oppressive civilizations we just met...

 

Yummy....sandwiches...I'm hungry..

 

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Ok dudes, we've found 6 other alien races, and we're much better off because we actually care about our planets!

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Ok dudes, like, lets put down the nugs and get motivated, ok?

 

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After about a day of hard work we completely rejuvenate this barren planet, with that done, the smoke-out can resume.

 

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Oh neat, those opressive guys just entered the Luxor system.

 

Those bastards! They took over that planet and will surely ruin it!

 

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And here they go again, man!

 

They come in and take another planet. Luckily, we restore it as close to nature as possible before it is lost. That should slow down their ruin of the planet!

 

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Ok, we have the Love Shack camped out in Eumenides. We can guard this key system from the Shavar and Frutmaka and blaze with our bros the Swaparamans.

 

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Our probe continues until it hits a dead end. We'd better turn around before we fall off the edge of the universe, man!

 

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Ok man, as we can see on the big screen we've secured the top right from all the oppressors and pollutors and stuff, and we can smoke in peace with our bros the Swaparamans.

 

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Groovy! We can build those big ships now. This should make it more practical to stage massive sit ins on those oppressive planets!

 

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Now the science dudes want us to make things more efficient. They think that they can make our rainbow cannons fire at twice as fast as normal.

 

Ok dude. We have that new tech that allows for larger things in space. So we're gonna like, make some ships, bro! First up, is a big ship that we can fill with protestors to drop off on planets to end the oppression! That should be a blast, man, they can't run their planets right but we can fix them! Next, we're gonna build a ship to go out and claim the unclaimed planets and protect them. It'll be full of organic farmers and a lifetime supply of nugs, man.

 

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Excellent! We've arrived in the Barataria system, let's show the Shevar the love, man!

 

Ok, they haven't polluted the orbits of any of the planets, so we're gonna move on to the next system.

 

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We enter the Liberty system a couple of days later.

 

We clear the orbits of several planets to get them ready for our protests. We also get some more cheap and easy techs. One bad thing happens, and that's that the Swaparamans decide they don't want to be bros anymore and decide to go to war man. So we're gonna have to go protest on their planets first on the way to those other guys.

 

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Groovy, man! We have that ship done to carry the protestors to the Swaparaman planets!

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The Love Shack enters the Hurble system to deal with the Swaparaman oppressors, man!

 

We fire on the shields and weapons in orbit to end the weaponization of space. Then we're gonna come in here and stage a massive sit in, ok?

 

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We have learned new crap, man. This is gonna be awesome!

 

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Ok, this allows us to research this thing that's a green tech, or..

 

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We can research to make an even larger ship. We're gonna go for that new ship since we can already do better than that green tech.

 

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The Love Shack continues to disarm the planets in Hurble. We have our protesters on the way, mmkay?

 

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The Love Shack moves on to a neighboring system to repeat the process.

 

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We take the shields down on this world in Gridsor.

 

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Our protestors arrive. We're gonna land them on that planet we just cleared the way to.

 

Our hippies decend onto their planets and start their protesting and those Swaparamans can't handle it man!

 

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I think we totally like annoyed the shit out of them. They give up, but one of our teams of protestors is killed by those oppressive Swaparamans, man!

 

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We're totally better than the rest of these planet rapers, man. We're sure to have this whole galaxy under our protection in no time!

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Groovy man! Our first large rainbow ship has just been finished. Your's truly has been chosen to christen it with bong water!

 

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And the second ship in her class comes out of spacedock.

 

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Excellent, now we can build GIGANTIC HULLS man! And we can build cities on our planets to get rid of those wasteful outposts littering the landscape.

 

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Now we can go back and get that green tech that will allow us to use the black areas. Also, we get habitats that hold more people and make them all healthy and happy!

 

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Ok, man. This is like a city we can build, it holds 2 extra people, and has science and production output. We'll put these on some of those extra green areas.

 

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We have sent our large colony ship through that red link. We are going to try and put at least one new colony in every system out here.

 

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Seems we have control of a key system in the galactic south, man. This Shevar ship has just come out a red link into the Gravitus system.

 

We fire our 4 rainbow cannons at them, but it's not quite enough to destroy the Shevar ship. It escapes out through a star lane, but we're gonna follow it!

 

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We have our two large ships here in Gridsor guarding the system. Until we get some more protesters, they will stay here on defense duty.

 

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Excellent! We've got that green tech!

 

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Now the science dudes are saying that we should go back and get these cheap and easy techs just in case we are missing something.

 

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Ok man. We're gonna build some habitats here to get rid of all these extra outposts. They produce prosperity, and give 3 population, but take one person to run them, so a net of +2.

 

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Our deep range colony ship drops off our hippie heroes on a planet with a dig site. Hopefully they won't get high and blow it!

 

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After a week, our ship that followed the Shevar through the lane arrives and lays in wait for the enemy ship to exit.

 

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Another world is claimed in the name of Mother Gaia, man!

 

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The Shevar arrive, the day after we do...

 

One shot is all it takes. The oppressors are blown into the vacuum.

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Ok, man. Science dudes say they got a new tech. Hopefully we can get something useful as it opens up new possibilities, mmkay?

 

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Appears to be nothing from that tech. Let's do cloaking next.

 

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Oh, remember that huge ship tech we got a while ago? We're using it now!

 

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We finally get our medium protester ship all the way to Shevar space. Let's see what they can do out there, man!

 

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Awesome! We've driven them out with our sit-in!

 

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And we clear out the rest of the system!

 

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Woah! Giant eyeball! I thought that was one of our Oculan bros!

 

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Peace and Love, man. Peace and Love..

 

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And we're gonna do that protest ship thing again, dude

 

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It's no biggie, man. It's a giantie!

 

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Ok, we've gone to the next Shevar system. Let's see how this thing goes. Turn the tv on man.

 

Awesome! They totally hauled ass when we showed up to protest what they were doing to the planet. It's ours now to fix up!

 

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Hrm...do we have a ship there to defend that?

 

No..no we don't..it has fallen to the oppressors, man!

 

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All right! Now we can smoke up with the aliens, dudes!

 

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And that allows us to put our industry into nug production! Far out!

 

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Oh hi Mr. Sandwich!

 

Oh...you want to go to war with us? Sorry to hear that, dudes..

 

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Seems that Swaparaman ship has just entered Gridsor

 

Our ship guarding the system follows it firing off rainbow love!

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