FullAuto Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Well, seeing as they're making a film, who would you like to see playing your favourite mercs? Consider the budget to be unlimited! The cheapest of the Association of International Mercenaries for your perusal: https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/bull.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/buns.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/barry.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/fox.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/grunty.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/igor.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/grizzly.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/MD.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tepid tasoth Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Grizzly is cool for HW stuff! I used to love Bull for carrying around heavy stuff and punching down some punks in HTH. Haven't had any of the chicks, yet. Maybe Angelina Jolie could play Fox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NKF Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 They'll probably concentrate more on the plot related freebies like Ira, Dimitri and Miguel. Being the scrooge that I am, the good doctor got a lot of work. His high wisdom helped him pick stuff up quickly but that also meant his prices eventually skyrocketed. - NKF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Eric Bana for Grizzly. Vin Diesel for Bull. Megan Fox for, well, Fox. If she could act. Ethan Hawke for MD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tepid tasoth Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Sigourney Weaver for Spider. Jenette Goldstein for Ira. Micheal Biehn for Shadow. Harrison Page for Dynamo. Thomas Lister junior for Gus Tarballs. Bradley Darryl Wong as Dr. Q. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Model76 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I see this more as a dialogue based art-film where Woody Allen would play all the parts, including the part of director. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 He'd be perfect for Biff Apscott. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knan Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Michael Madsen as Grunty. No question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulBrotherKab Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 I'm not sure who he would play, but all I know is that Bruce Willis HAS to be in it. Maybe Len? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Model76 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 He'd be perfect for Biff Apscott. He really would, now that you mention it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Jesse James for Grizzly? He's not that good of an actor, but he could make it work in this case... - Zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 A few more:https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/red.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/raider.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/raven.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/wolf.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/victoria.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/trevor.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/fidel.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/hitman.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/ice.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/DrQ.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/stephen.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/buzz.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/nails.jpghttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/static.jpg I'm not sure who he would play, but all I know is that Bruce Willis HAS to be in it. Maybe Len? He does have to be in it, but he might have to black up a bit:https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/len.jpg Chiwetel Ejiofor for Blood or Ice. Good actor as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulBrotherKab Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I've always wondered about Len Anderson. First of all...he looks like he's somewhere in his 40s, assuming he's white. If he's black, when he very well could be in his 50s or 60s. Which leads to two questions. #1, why is he only a corporal? I knew 20 year olds that hold higher rank. Hell, my grandfather lied about his age and joined the Army in 1949 at the age of 15 and made corporal round his 20s. Also says he's a Green Beret...not a whole lot of people under the rank of sergeant in the US Special Forces community. #2, is he black or is he white? Seriously? Trevor Colby = Gerard Butler maybe? and Vicki = Jada Pinkett Smith? Oh, BTW, I've decided you could probably use the entire cast of the TV show The Unit. Off the top of my head three of them would fit just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Model76 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think he is Hispanic, so maybe Edward James Olmos should play him? Oh, and Bruce Willis should put on a wig and some makeup and play Nails! He would be great at that! EDIT:Whoa, are they already making it??IMDB link None of us seem to have thought of Sylvester Stallone, strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulBrotherKab Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Heh, actually there's probably tons of movies and books, and books made into movies that are similar to the Jagged Alliance mercs overthrowing countries premise. I think Steven Segal has made like 40 of them or something. Which is ANOTHER guy we haven't mentioned. Segal could be Reaper, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I'm not sure who he would play, but all I know is that Bruce Willis HAS to be in it. None of us seem to have thought of Sylvester Stallone, strange. I think Steven Segal has made like 40 of them or something. Which is ANOTHER guy we haven't mentioned.Segal, Stallone and Willis are the worst of the worst in terms of actors, that's why nobody mentions them. Although, like I said before, acting really isn't a prerequisite for a film of this scope. Ok, I'm going to toss a few more out here. Not on the basis of acting experience, but similarity in looks. Michael Chiklis as Bull. Not a bad actor either. Everytime I see Fidel Dahan and that stupid beret it reminds me of Chef Paul Prudhomme. David Duchovny as Dr. Michael Dawson? - Zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knan Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Segal, Stallone and Willis are the worst of the worst in terms of actors, that's why nobody mentions them. Although, like I said before, acting really isn't a prerequisite for a film of this scope. They nevertheless belong in this kind of movie. You don't see much acting needed for the part of Blood, Steroid or Haywire, now do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Model76 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Heh, actually there's probably tons of movies and books, and books made into movies that are similar to the Jagged Alliance mercs overthrowing countries premise.Yes, you are right, of course. Besides, how could they be shooting already, when we haven't even finished casting the movie yet. (; Segal, Stallone and Willis are the worst of the worst in terms of actorsExcept for Segal, I simply can't agree with you there. I used to think so about Stalone, as well, until I saw Copland and re-watched the original Rambo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulBrotherKab Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Segal, Stallone and Willis are the worst of the worst in terms of actors, that's why nobody mentions them. Perhaps, but I was thinking the Jagged Alliance movie would be like a cheesy 80s action movie. Think Commando. You know, big, oiled up guys firing LMGs each in a single hand at dozens of "troops", things blowing up in the background for no apparent reason, when people get blown up they do high diving board moves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Well, then we are going to need Arnold Schwarzenegger in there for Bobby "Steroid" Gontarski. Besides, those two sound alike anyway. - Zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Model76 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 And it would totally improve his numbers in the poles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 And it would totally improve his numbers in the poles. Poles as in Polish or poles as in a misspelled polls? I'm thinking Fred Dryer, Jack Nicholson or Clint Eastwood as Hitman. Any thoughts on which of these guys resembles Hitman more? I'm thinking Fred, but I'm not sure. - Zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 David Duchovny as Dr. Michael Dawson? Nail on head, Z. Nail on head. Christian Bale as Ste Rothman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Model76 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Poles as in Polish or poles as in a misspelled polls? The misspelled one... (; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Ok, "Buns" is going to be tough character to match. There aren't many women these days who wear their hair in a bun so I suggest we use the alternative meaning as a search parameter (buns meaning butt). Top of the list is Jennifer Lopez or Jessica Biel. "Red", hmmm. The only one I can come up with is Groundskeeper Willie from the Simpsons. - Zombie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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