FullAuto Posted December 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 At least five or six people must have worked on that beauty. It's a shame they didn't talk to each other at all throughout the whole process, which must have taken them a good hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Here's a recent release spotted on GamersGate no less! Aside from a VERY dodgy title, what the hell is Johnny Five from Short Circuit doing waving his arms in what can only be described as an "I'll get you yet you pesky kids" sort of way. And the lead lady is called Scarlett. She's just asking for trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted January 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 WALL-E could sue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted January 7, 2010 Report Share Posted January 7, 2010 Yeah, it's sort of the love-child of Johnny Five and WALL-E. Which is very wrong on many levels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorondor Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 You think you're so hot, but there's still time... https://www.matrixgames.com/images/3dbox/170x220/WIF-3dBox-170x220.gif ... to change that cover, mate. :: Game in development by the Australian Design Group to be published by Matrix Games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Voyager Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Wow, a game with BALLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimli Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Gamesradar's 2010 picks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knan Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Thank you kindly. My eyes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted December 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Absolutely Hellish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael Strife Posted December 17, 2010 Report Share Posted December 17, 2010 Check out number 3. Most of these are exaggerations anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiasaur11 Posted December 18, 2010 Report Share Posted December 18, 2010 At least five or six people must have worked on that beauty. It's a shame they didn't talk to each other at all throughout the whole process, which must have taken them a good hour. I think good old fashioned shame prevented that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Voyager Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Thread outsourcing. IGN's 2011 favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted December 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Good thinking, SV. AAAAAAAAAAAtrocious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silencer_pl Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 Thread outsourcing. IGN's 2011 favourites. Actually those aren't that bad at all, well most of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Voyager Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 True, this thread has a much better collection, but we're slightly behind the times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Strike Posted December 2, 2011 Report Share Posted December 2, 2011 between cover art and the game style is the reason I may not buy a game. I don't care, usually about cover art if it's a good game. But I have seen some real weird ones, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted February 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 What.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/a13bc42a.jpg Stupid stupid hair.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/_-Grand-Slam-Tennis-2-PS3-_.jpg Bland.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/_-PGA-Golf-Intellivision-_.jpg Awkward.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/_-Pro-Evolution-Soccer-2009-Wii-_.jpg Just cheap.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/_-Reality-Fighters-PSVita-_.jpg How did this ever get past the ideas stage.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/06JerryRiceDogFootball_1322688300.jpg You can't actually farm kangaroos.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/08MyAustralianFarm_1322688323.jpg Aaargh.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/51J-W-TR0lL.jpg Not playing this shit they don't.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/51pnsLjwTjL.jpg This trend will continue. A grid. Lord above.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/3321p90.jpg Someone start a 'Terrifying Cover Art' thread.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/201209b.jpg LOL!https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/577458_673_front-1.jpg No.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/587089_49860_front.jpg A good game brought low.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/1070423086-00.jpg Weep.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/950888108123Front0131.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Strike Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Should add Madden and Call of Duty. There's a lot of games you posted FA that I wouldn't play if anyone payed me to. Jeez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted February 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Yes indeed.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/gary_linekers_superskills_gremlin_d7.jpg Homoeroticism, thy name is cover art.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/ab2dc_2the-situation-small_1323049647.jpg Trimming a dragon's claws while a woman in a bubble suffocates.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/b0c72a45.jpg Two titles for the price of one.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/b4409ab5.jpg Nothing to see here, move along, quickly now.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/bad-box-art.jpg It's the title that really sinks it. How could you have good cover art for that title.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/BadDudesvsDragonNinja.jpg Definite contender.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/blood-and-guts.jpg Honest, at least.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/Carmaboxus.jpg Gone badly wrong.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/ccc.jpg One of the laziest, certainly.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/Chris-kamaras-street-soccer-PSX.jpg Budget included a cup of tea halfway through making this bad boy.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/crushed3d.png Refreshingly honest.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/dontbuythis.jpg Horrific.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/ds-russell-grants-astrology.jpg Felix Spills Oil Everywhere, Jesus Christ Felix, WTF.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/Felix_in_the_factory_C64.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Voyager Posted February 11, 2012 Report Share Posted February 11, 2012 Refreshingly honest.HE HE HE, true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 Cant' believe no one has posted this yet...unless I just didn't notice it https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/The_Mystery_of_the_Druids_Coverart.jpg https://img.waffleimages.com/65ae27c2fab6d374054649fc7a968f1e9af599a6/Hamburger_of_the_druids.jpg https://img.waffleimages.com/088e452cb47fdbf2f1815f1232c78fa6992edcbe/druid-smee.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted February 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 No, that's a new one. Christ. Warriors of Might & Magic: Bondage Dungeon.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/Warriors_of_Might_and_Magic_Coverart.png Childhood memories now smeared with faeces.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/gvgooniesii.jpg A double crime here, given the excellence of the game and the wonderful European box art, the North American cover is nothing less than a tragedy.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/ico-north-american-cover.jpg To poledance?https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/jfaw.jpg Nintendo try to emulate Sega's gridded cover art skillz and get it wrong.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/MegaMan1.jpg Looks like there's a tidal wave of orange juice approaching...https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/power-instinct.jpg Another grid job.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/ProWrestling.jpg Ban this sick filth.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/SuperDuperSumos.jpg A certain portion of the internet is a-quiver.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/trevmof.jpg So dangerous, in fact, that her clothes have been stolen.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgdangerousstreets.jpg She's an eclectic mix of warrior woman and 80s aerobics instructor.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgghostlion.jpg Essentially three or four pictures just jumbled together.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgladybug.jpg Games of the century indeedhttps://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgmegaforce.jpg Well.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgringsideangel.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 This fake Skyrim Cover art made me laugh https://i.imgur.com/Yydmv.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FullAuto Posted February 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 That's a pretty good job. Surely there's money to be made doing faux-retro posters for modern games? The hair, the shades, the enormously fat forearm.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgshatterhand.jpg That is how you ride a skateboard.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgskateboardjoust.jpg Not just lazy but shit by association.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgstreetfighter.jpg Not just one, but two.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgtwocrudedudes.jpg An extremely carp-faced Willow.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgwillow.jpg The scissors represent castration anxiety. The rest of the cover represents a supreme lack of time, effort, and money.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/vgxman.jpg Swords growing out of your shoulders, shooting a robot in the face, while doing a jig. Now that's a real hero.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/StriderIIE.png Daveed Geenola, the Footballer Who Ran Through Time.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/376-front.jpg Unspeakable.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/942079_93180_front.jpg Another good game betrayed.https://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h109/FullAuto_2006/CD-i_Gen_Burn_Cycle.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 No way this is how you skateboard! https://pics.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1270227378-00.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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