If I were God...


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#41 Matri

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Posted 17 November 2005 - 10:02 PM

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Posted 24 November 2005 - 06:24 PM

If i were god I would send my disembodied voice around the world so that everytime someone goes "If god had meant us to fly he would have given us wings" in that sarcastic patronising 'I'm trying to hidde my fear of flying by talking down to you' way my voice would boom. . .

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that would be a great way to win an argument, call upon the voice of god to agree with you.
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 09:04 PM

what's stopping u from talking to her strong bob?...and who are u to force thoughts of attraction or love into another???....that more sounds like "mind rape" :phew:  
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Posted 24 November 2005 - 09:38 PM

If I was god I would make a burning sign with my final message to my creation saying: 'We apologize for the inconvenience' and make sure that if any human tried to read it would have his eyes reduced to smoldering ashes.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 11:32 AM

 knight_of_the_ravens, on 24th November 2005, 5:04pm, said:

what's stopping u from talking to her strong bob?...and who are u to force thoughts of attraction or love into another???....that more sounds like "mind rape" :phew:  
She lives in Las Vegas, and is a reknown international model.

A girl like that, I wouldn't mind "mind raping". :D
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 11:38 AM

But can she cook? Does she laugh at your jokes?

I think you'd have more luck convincing a girl who already loves you to dress as Sailor Jupiter (even if only for the cosplay competition) than moving to LA and tracking down some model who doesn't know you exist.  (They have laws against that...)
Edit: Although I admit she does a fetching Dana Scully.

Or, since you're a god, create her out of clay and animate her?

Snap your fingers and have her step out of the monitor, like Belldandy?
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#47 Strong Bob

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Posted 25 November 2005 - 12:23 PM

 JellyfishGreen, on 25th November 2005, 7:38am, said:

I think you'd have more luck convincing a girl who already loves you to dress as Sailor Jupiter (even if only for the cosplay competition) than moving to LA and tracking down some model who doesn't know you exist.
My current girlfriend seems averted to wearing the Sailor fuku however. :phew:

Although I must say... She'd look pretty damn hot in one.
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Posted 25 November 2005 - 03:33 PM

 Crazy Gringo, on 24th November 2005, 9:38pm, said:

If I was god I would make a burning sign with my final message to my creation saying: 'We apologize for the inconvenience' and make sure that if any human tried to read it would have his eyes reduced to smoldering ashes.

Really? My final message would be "Please Wait..."
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 06:20 AM

 Strong Bob, on 15th November 2005, 8:28am, said:

As a God...

I'd make it socially permissable to want to bang anime characters such as Sailor Jupiter... And then make this woman irresistably attracted to me.

Hey, I have everything else I want. :phew: If I were a God, most the stuff I'd do would be making everything kill each other, as has been stated already. :)

Heey bob :D
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 11:18 PM

She looks so underage...

As a God, I would accelerate her aging process!

But... Ah... I'd make it stop eventually so she doesn't turn 80 in a matter of minutes.
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Posted 28 November 2005 - 11:20 PM

 Strong Bob, on 28th November 2005, 11:18pm, said:

She looks so underage...

As a God, I would accelerate her aging process!

But... Ah... I'd make it stop eventually so she doesn't turn 80 in a matter of minutes.
:phew:

Well, anyway, everyone knows Sailor Venus was much cuter than Jupiter  :D
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Posted 29 November 2005 - 06:33 AM

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I smite thee with my god powers!
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Posted 26 July 2012 - 06:57 AM

If I Were God, I'd End all the Pain.

If I Were God, I'd make a peace world

If I Were God, I'd green the desert into a vibrant green homes

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