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#1 Gungadin

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 10:28 PM

I would change the laws of mathematics so that Pi equaled 3.00 or alternatively 5.00. 3.14 is such a messy number.

What would your first action be if you were god?

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Posted 02 November 2005 - 10:38 PM

Pi isn't 3.14, by the way. It's 22/7.
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 10:39 PM

if i were god i'd make all life be more intelligent and let them grant themselves with technology alot faster than we are now...so then i could watch them all blow eachother up...and then when there is only one race left in the universe i will go to war with them and let them think they are beginning to win...then screw them straight in the ass with some killer explosions and stuff...lots of gore will be involved...SO it'll only be for people 17 and up...no kids...aaahhh screw it, they can ALL come...
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Posted 02 November 2005 - 10:59 PM

Bomb Bloke, on 2nd November 2005, 10:38pm, said:

Pi isn't 3.14, by the way. It's 22/7.

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Posted 03 November 2005 - 12:30 AM

If I was God I'd burn the Human race as an act of mercy to the universe and to the Human race itself :(
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 05:18 AM

WHAT???....u bastard u wanna go to war???? :(
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 06:02 AM

knight_of_the_ravens, on 3rd November 2005, 5:18am, said:

WHAT???....u bastard u wanna go to war???? :(

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That would pretty much stop all wars... :( but yeah, and I'd win since I'd be a God  :mad:
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Posted 03 November 2005 - 06:14 AM

If I was God, the dude of all creation, I would go on and drink myself into a blind stupor that lasted until the end of the universe, when I realized the the contractor, the Natural Forces, that build the universe had made a mess of things and had gone off for lunch.
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Posted 04 November 2005 - 06:21 AM

Azrael, on 3rd November 2005, 6:02am, said:

That would pretty much stop all wars... :( but yeah, and I'd win since I'd be a God  :mad:

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wait a sec....we'd both be gods...so we'd have one AWSOME war...we hafta find a way to destroy a god...and with all this i bring hell upon u... :(
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Posted 04 November 2005 - 08:16 AM

knight_of_the_ravens, on 4th November 2005, 6:21am, said:

wait a sec....we'd both be gods...so we'd have one AWSOME war...we hafta find a way to destroy a god...and with all this i bring hell upon u... :(

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Actually, the title says "If I were God", which implies that if I was THE God, as in the Christian conception of a sole God, so no competency.

Been playing Black & White recently?  :(
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Posted 04 November 2005 - 10:36 AM

Bomb Bloke, on 2nd November 2005, 11:38pm, said:

Pi isn't 3.14, by the way. It's 22/7.

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Posted 04 November 2005 - 02:29 PM

If I was God, I would put a stop to religion so that people would have to find another reason to justify murdering each other.

Personally I think there is something odd about a supreme deity that needs people to go around worshipping it the whole time :(

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Posted 04 November 2005 - 02:35 PM

Accounting Troll, on 4th November 2005, 10:29pm, said:

Personally I think there is something odd about a supreme deity that needs people to go around worshipping it the whole time :(

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Posted 06 November 2005 - 12:35 AM

Azrael, on 4th November 2005, 8:16am, said:

Actually, the title says "If I were God", which implies that if I was THE God, as in the Christian conception of a sole God, so no competency.

Been playing Black & White recently?  :(

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u have one thing wrong....the christian god is'nt THE only god....there are plenty of other gods and goddesses stronger and weaker than he...so the war would all depend on the so called "brains" of them

ps...do not take this as a threat to our religions or beliefs or whoever it is we follow....this is a game so lets just play along
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Posted 06 November 2005 - 04:32 PM

knight_of_the_ravens, on 6th November 2005, 12:35am, said:

u have one thing wrong....the christian god is'nt THE only god....there are plenty of other gods and goddesses stronger and weaker than he...so the war would all depend on the so called "brains" of them

ps...do not take this as a threat to our religions or beliefs or whoever it is we follow....this is a game so lets just play along

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You got it wrong, I said "as in the christian conception", I didn't say I believed it, in fact, I don't, I'm atheist :(
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Posted 08 November 2005 - 04:54 PM

What specific divinty entity would be stronger than the Christian/Jewish/Muslim one? Apart from Cthulu of course. Cthulu rules.

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Posted 08 November 2005 - 05:28 PM

Depending on how you define "stronger".
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 02:57 AM

Azrael, on 6th November 2005, 4:32pm, said:

You got it wrong, I said "as in the christian conception", I didn't say I believed it, in fact, I don't, I'm atheist :(

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and what of Lloth? ;)
the goddess of the seventh  layer of the nine layers of hell?
or the fae?
both strong...but why use strength?...i bring my allies upon u...and with the help of the Spider Queen Lloth, u shall all perish under my wrath...i challenge u with our deadliest weapons....spaghetti noodles of superb chaos... ;)

And in the time after death comes the judgement when the highest of the angels of light shall open the book...and the damned who fail shall be condemned to an eternity of torment in a prison...HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE SUN!!!
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 03:35 AM

knight_of_the_ravens, on 9th November 2005, 2:57am, said:

and what of Lloth? ;)
the goddess of the seventh  layer of the nine layers of hell?
or the fae?
both strong...but why use strength?...i bring my allies upon u...and with the help of the Spider Queen Lloth, u shall all perish under my wrath...i challenge u with our deadliest weapons....spaghetti noodles of superb chaos... ;)

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Sheesh, Tyr would turn Lolth into dust with the blink of an eye  :(
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Posted 09 November 2005 - 03:46 AM

YOU ARE WRONG!!!...with these spaghetti noodles and the fae who bring cheese...i would conjure my own super spell of the great CHILI DOGS!!!....and Tyr would like them and gladly turn against u...and join me....and we bring hell with the infamous ninja monkies ;)
And in the time after death comes the judgement when the highest of the angels of light shall open the book...and the damned who fail shall be condemned to an eternity of torment in a prison...HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE SUN!!!
i just can't wait!!!

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