World leader election


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Poll: Choose your candidates (18 member(s) have cast votes)

Choose your candidates

  1. Candidate A (4 votes [22.22%])

    Percentage of vote: 22.22%

  2. Candidate B (6 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

  3. Candidate C (8 votes [44.44%])

    Percentage of vote: 44.44%

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#1 Ki-tat Chung

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Posted 30 April 2005 - 11:07 AM

It's time to elect the Leader of the World.
Here are the facts about the three main candidates:

Candidate A is linked to corrupt politicians and consults astrologers. He had two mistresses. He smokes like a chimney and drinks 8 to 10 Martinis a day.

Candidate B has been fired twice, sleeps until noon, smoked opium in college and drinks a quarter litre of whisky every night.

Candidate C is a medal-holder and a war hero. He's a vegetarian, drinks a beer occasionally and never had any extra-marital affairs.

Among those three candidates, which one would you choose (honestly)?
Make your choice, don't cheat, then read the answer (below).






























Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolf Hitler
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#2 Ki-tat Chung

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Posted 30 April 2005 - 11:08 AM

Something interesting my friend sent me just then.
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Posted 30 April 2005 - 12:17 PM

I chose A, and a good choice it was obviously. B sounded like a typical "Peace man" kind of guy, and I HATE those. C sounded too "picture perfect". Never trust those!


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Posted 30 April 2005 - 12:25 PM

nice hypothesis, i didnt read the part dont cheat .. too late i accidently scrolled..
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Posted 30 April 2005 - 12:30 PM

I scrolled down before voting, but out of the list I'd take number two. Number three is obviously so good at concealing the truth that it hasn't got out yet....
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Posted 30 April 2005 - 12:32 PM

I took the liberty of making your statement a little larger Ki-tat Chung :cool:


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Posted 30 April 2005 - 12:49 PM

:cool:  I elected candidate C, and I'm in trouble now because of all the celtic blood in my veins.

Ironically, I was put off candidate A because of the astrology as I know that Hitler believed in astrology which led him to make a lot of stupid decisions.

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Posted 30 April 2005 - 04:01 PM

I would have voted "None of the above since I despise the idea of global governance. :cool:
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Posted 01 May 2005 - 04:22 PM

Believe it or not, Adolf was quite possibly one of the greatest leaders of our time. Problem is, Fate compensated by turning him into a world class arse hole. :cool:
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Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:32 AM

ill be honest, while i knew that Candidate C was a fake when I first read it, i choose it anyway. oh well.

btw, thanks slaughter.
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#11 Strong Bob

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Posted 04 May 2005 - 08:48 AM

If voted into a republic, I would choose C.

Now, why would I choose Adolf Hitler to run a Republic?

Because a Republic is not run by it's leader, it's run by the people. Meaning that no matter what ol' Hitler tried, he would not be able to commit the atrocities he did in World War II. However, he would still have the calm and intelligent mind to run the country. (However, we all know it wouldn't last long. The guy will eventually kill himself from seeing all the 'non-aryans' run rampant. So it's win-win here!)

Notice I say "republic" and not "democracy". Meaning, I would never vote anyone like him into the American office. He'd probably cause more shit than Nazi Germany.

If I were to choose ANYONE to be world leader. It would be me. And the first order of business would be lining up the hottest girls in the world to provide it with the perfect offspring of myself. :cool:
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Posted 05 May 2005 - 01:09 PM

what, girls like sailor jupiter? :cool:
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Posted 05 May 2005 - 02:06 PM

B for me.  That sort of lifestyle can only be maintained by a truly great man.

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Posted 05 May 2005 - 04:06 PM

B all the way, that sounds like a perfect way to live your life.... :cool:
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Posted 05 May 2005 - 07:08 PM

Ki-tat Chung, on May 5 2005, 09:09 AM, said:

what, girls like sailor jupiter? :cool:

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Posted 05 May 2005 - 07:46 PM

Can I be Vice President? :cool:

Sorry, I couldn't help myself there...

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Posted 06 May 2005 - 02:16 PM

No. :cool:
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 05:24 PM

Awww :cool:

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Posted 06 May 2005 - 06:22 PM

You're an accountant and will always be an accountant. You... TROLL!
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 07:17 PM

Does that mean I'm in charge of the treasury then?

I'll be able to redecorate my bridge with the money I embezzle :lol:




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