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#281 Aralez

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Posted 11 April 2005 - 07:10 PM

Well, yes!!! So if you experience some trouble with your telephones today, that's no sunflare, but me   :lol:

By Crazy Frogs bladder (nice idea, Accounting Troll, i think i love you for it) i can tell you that the next poster is actually someone who knows where we can reach Ivory.

#282 shagpuss

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Posted 11 April 2005 - 08:02 PM

Is Ebony next to Ivory? Or is that just a song... ;)

The next poster will have once been knocked unconcious whilst "playing" on a building site.....

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Posted 11 April 2005 - 11:46 PM

Fortunately not ;)

Next poster also plays Starcraft as well (if you ever want to play it multiplayer just tell me)
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Posted 12 April 2005 - 02:36 PM

All the time in our head... We get along fine with the Zerg, too ;)

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Next poster always smokes FireBat, whilst using a closed helmet. 'Need a light ?'

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Posted 12 April 2005 - 06:40 PM

*puffs contentedly*

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Examining my tea leaves, I see that I have tea leaves in a cup. Why was I staring at them?

I have dismantled a rutabaga and examined its entrails. They tell me things, but I'm not sure why I'm telling you all this...

I have killed a goat. Oops.

There's some lettuce near me, and it's telling me that the next poster ALSO tired of Starcraft when they found that it was really dang hard, especially for those of us without any type of strategic awareness.

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 03:11 AM

Just finishing the Warcraft stage I did indeed stumble apon Starcraft and liked it and I found it extremely easy!! But I got tired of it easly...
"The Stun Grenade can be used to stun targets within a small area for a brief time. Larger Aliens may need weakening before they can be stunned."

#287 Crazy Photon

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 06:17 AM

*kicks SG for not saying the next prediction*

Hey guys, next one is also awed by XMPlay, much more lightweight than Winamp and looks better :o
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Posted 13 April 2005 - 10:46 AM

;)  :)

Stares blankly, nods and smiles.........

Next poster will have been present at the assassination of JFK and will realise that Viki Pollard DUNT NO NUTHIN SO SHUT UP!
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Posted 13 April 2005 - 01:05 PM

Yer but no but, i was snoggin Darren Russel behind the grassy knoll and he said i was a crap kisser but i saw his nob and it was well tiny so he dont know nothin!

Next poster dosen't have a clue what I'm on about!
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2B or not 2B?

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 06:56 PM

Absolutely correct!

The next poster will be a serial killer!  ;)

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 07:52 PM

I do murder the odd rice krispie it has to be said!

Next poster is stuck up with blu-tack poached from a different poster ;)
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What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

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Posted 13 April 2005 - 08:24 PM

A,soz man u can have this back now......

The next poster will walk around doing bad impressions from Little Britain, such as "I don't like it" "Yeah but no but yeah but" (see above) "I'm the only gai in the village "The computer says no" and my fave "Yeeeaaass"

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#293 Aralez

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 12:22 AM

No.  ;)

I do not sound too british, do i ? (Yeeeas, i did it, didn't i ?)   :)

The next poster will have a gun close to his PC, just in case the monitor tries to attack him.

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 05:18 PM

I've never been attacked by a monitor yet, but you can't be too careful.

I have consulted the Delphic Oracle who assured me that the next contributer to this topic will foolishly believe that the future isn't actually revealed in auguaries.  He then starts a comparison of Greek and Hittite methods of divinig the future.

Those delphic oracles are always smoking something...

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 07:28 PM

Is the universe deterministic and as a result predictable? Are we only 3D clowns in a 11D cosmos ? Are diamonds forever? Do black holes really evaporate ? IS Tammy = Ivory = Slaughter in disguise ?

I don't think so :lol:

The old greeks did, they went to "Oracles" which basically were priests drugged by poisonous steams of vulcanic-heated water-sources. (Saw a film about that recently). The Hittite had a completely different culture. Their capital, BoGazköy (yep, strange name) was a centre of worshipping for lots of different gods, even the gods of the lands they conquered had their temples there. One would have seen many different "prophecy" rituals in that land. The modern armenians and turks are their descendants (sp?)...


Oh wait you don't want to know that, do you ?  ;)

Ok, asking the "Demon of Laplace" (a fictivious creature that knows everything: past, present and future) i can say that the next poster will be not the last poster in this thread  :lol:

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Posted 14 April 2005 - 08:35 PM

I'm terribly tempted to close this thread just so you would be wrong...  I bet you even know who the Sea Peoples were ;)

I have made a call centre employee lie on a bed of nails so he could meditate on the wonders of life before I got an elephant to step on him.  Don't worry, the elephant wasn't hurt by the nails.  Your prediction will be proved right by Ivory who will return here once more.

Well, you never know.

#297 Aralez

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Posted 15 April 2005 - 06:54 PM

Yes, it's me, Ivory!  :(  Not!

After the Demon of Laplace ruined me by eating everything in the kitchen and the storage room and saying that "the meal of the prophecy had to be fullfilled" i threw him out of my house  :lol: That impostor!

Sea people ? Never heard of them...  ;)

But seeing through the fogs of mythical ages that are to be  :)  i predict that the next poster will be a mastercook!

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 02:20 AM

I am indeed a master cook - as long as you confine the food to instant noodles, I'm in my element.

What comes will come, and what comes is a person that has three things on their mind. A joke, a worry and a thought.

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 10:27 AM

Two lads of a class of 34 are finishing off a maths text. A lad named Charlie the Great the Third struggles with the last question, although he did do extremely well beforehand. The lad next to Charlie the Great the Third, named Petand Shurggles was panting like a dog. He copied all of Charlie's answers and Petand finally reached the last question. Charlie handed his paper up, and shortly later, Petand did too.
A day later the teacher called both boys up.
"Charlie, it seems you wrote for the last question, 'I don't know the answer'," said the teacher, named Zego-Wego Smith.
He continued, "and what you wrote Petand is very unusual.. I don't know either."

THE END


Now my only worry is that Photon is mad at me... sorry bud about no question lol...

and I have one thought on my mind... when will my bruised finger get better from volleyball today.

I predict that the next person is good at these things:
1)Golf
2)Volleyball
3)Coding PHP whilst reciting HTML poems
"The Stun Grenade can be used to stun targets within a small area for a brief time. Larger Aliens may need weakening before they can be stunned."

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Posted 16 April 2005 - 06:51 PM

Ahem, sorry, neither nor... ;)

The next poster will have worn handcuffs at least three times in his/her life and will proudly tell us when and why!  :)  :(




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