Aralez Posted February 12, 2005 Report Share Posted February 12, 2005 Quote from Lobo, the Czarnian, after he broke a guys fingers for patting him on the back: "I don't like that touchy-feely crap" So go away with your hugs or:https://www.monitorduty.com/cards/cards/lobo.jpg Actually i feel way better today! I even installed SP2 on my fresh installation and had ZERO problems!!! Wow, must be my lucky day... Still, i must insist that we get our Pie-icon asap. Otherwise i can't keep the rebellious feelings in of me. That cat-burger was fine, too :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 I saw a Lobo in Tales of Symphonia. It was nearly cute. Anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted February 15, 2005 Report Share Posted February 15, 2005 Pie of Lobo ?! What the..... :lol: Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 *shrugs* Do you work for google or something, you spend an unhealthy amount of time typing stuff into it... Though I do note a lack of Tammy pictures lately. Not that you ever found anything that did her justice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 I know what Tammy really looks like:Just kiddingDon't believe the hype! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 No Tammy hugs for you, which means more for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 Well no hugs from Tammy, but as i get several hugs (and more) here, i can skip them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 WOOHOO... It works!!!.... * dances * * waves sign * * waits to be hugged............ * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted February 16, 2005 Report Share Posted February 16, 2005 *Pours 100 litres of ice-cold water over Kernel* Damnit, i had to to this to save him from going bananaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 * continues to stand there, arms wide, dripping wet, waiting to be hugged * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted February 17, 2005 Report Share Posted February 17, 2005 (edited) * continues to stand there, arms wide, dripping wet, waiting to be hugged *<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Now where is that barrel of -3000°C liquid oxygen i had in my storage room..... :lol: (yes i know that the minimum temperature is around -271°C so don't bother to correct me :lol: ) Edited February 17, 2005 by Aralez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 While we're on the subject of ugly, your avatar doesn't put you in a good light Aralez... But regardless, I've had enough, and thus the heavy plasmas will again be put into service. Have at thee! *BB straps his sign over his back* *pulls two heavy plasma guns from his backpack* *takes aim at Aralez and starts to fire* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Oh good, a fight! *takes out axe and swings at Aralez, who ducks causing me to accidentally behead BB* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 *Kicks BB's head out of the window where it is run over by a 60ton truck, then by a sharp blow with his elbow he unarms Acoounting Troll, slowly and evil grinning he smashes the Tammy sign into pieces with the axe. Then he starts a fire with the shredded wood of the sign and BBQ's his Matri-Cat-Burger on the fire, the frozen Kernel is used as a bottle opener for the "Thank you" beers that he shares with Accounting Troll.* Ah, life! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 *As a final twist, the beer has been contanimated with cyanide which doesn't have any effect on trolls. Aralez keels over, totally dead, leaving me as the sole recipient of Tammy's hugs* ;) ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 Well, Czarnians like Lobo and me can't die, but you can keep the hugs if you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 18, 2005 Report Share Posted February 18, 2005 *BB wanders round without his head, but still grabs a piece of cardboard and scribbles:* ARALEZ, YOU AREN'T A CZARNIAN LOBO IS THE ONLY ONE *turns the card over and scribbles:* WE LOVE TAMMY *BB goes outside in the hope that he will find his head, still holding a heavy plasma in one hand* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matri Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I STAY inside the pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 So much violence in such a short space ot time..... it only ever happens when Tammy isn't around for a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 I like it! :lol: Matri, come out of that pocket and join the fight! Or at least turn into a nice cat-burger :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 *BB comes back in carrying a baseball bat* *he looks annoyed, and though his head is back in it's usual place, it has a bit tyre print on it* *cracks Aralez over the head with the bat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aralez Posted February 19, 2005 Report Share Posted February 19, 2005 *Aralez (used to this things from his girl-friend) doesn't even realize the hit with the bat and still tries to lure Matri inbetween the two slices of bread he holds.* Hey, BB, if you want we can divide the catburger when it's done, you'd only have to help me to get that broccoli-eating piece of catmeat out of that pocket... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagpuss Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Reminds of the picture of those two dogs wrapped in hot dog buns.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bomb Bloke Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 ... I think I'm content to just sit on this sofa for a while and wave my sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accounting Troll Posted February 20, 2005 Report Share Posted February 20, 2005 Kernel, Aralez: I've got those flamethrowers you wanted for work. Let me show you how they work on this sofa. *A sheet of flame washes over the sofa and BB, rendering them both into ashes* Hang on, Tammy usually turns up here when we go around beheading and incinerating each other. Perhaps she has forsaken us for pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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