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Jman4117

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You can talk to dogs? Or we are talking about other kind of dogs?

 

Actual dogs. They change from being Guard Dogs to Canine Heroes. Only problem is I don't think they can wear clothes or carry weapons like humans can, otherwise they are fully sentient beings!

 

And SV: It's super super deep. You can pretty much do anything you want in it. Except for being the Conservative Crime Squad, but I'm sure the game can be easily modded if you really wanted to be a different kind of crime squad.

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A scandal! They planned to slander a prominent liberal in the media but we called them on their shit!

 

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Also, money!

 

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And this is what that published article did: 77% now hate Faux News!

 

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After we've waited around a few days, the Logan Apartments are no longer being patrolled by extra pigs. Time to steal some more shit!

 

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This eminent scientist (one of the toughest conservatives to deal with) doesn't even notice that we're in his apartment robbing him blind.

 

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While prowling we find: Silverware. Not that cheap "silverware" that the unwashed masses use, but actual SILVERware. This should go for quite a bit at the pawn shop!

 

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After looting the first 2 floors of the building we got back to the entrance and do our stealth routine. While there, we find a Psychologist! This is what we need if we are ever to indoctrinate ourselves a conservative!

 

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Things don't go so well the next day when we return for more robbery. The building is on high security again and these guys spot us! We're all the way on the second floor, so we'd better be careful getting out of here alive!

 

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In the stairs we encounter a Janitor! Oh the horror! Our ninjas casually sneak past him and we haul ass for the exit, not running into anyone else.

 

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After getting out of that conservative hell hole, we go to the pawn and gun to sell of our stolen stuff. This lands us a cool 7 grand!

 

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While we're here: 1911s for everyone! Pistols are consealable so we can take them anywhere without being suspicious like we would be with rifles.

 

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And since we're got such a huge haul from the other downtown apartment complex, we are going to rent at the other one. For the map of course! It's MUCH easier to rob people if you know what the lay of the land is!

 

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The next night, Jeff has finally convinced that shrink to join the team! His agility sucks, so he won't be a combat operative, but his psychology is 5 now with a max of 10 assuming he doesn't get juice to make that skyrocket..

 

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Well, I guess it's time to use that new map! The first floor of this place is LOADED! We go into every single room that has loot and we take that shit! AWESOME!

 

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Now we go to the second floor and loot it as well!

 

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Also, the 3rd, and now the 4th! In this room we find 3 PDAs!

 

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Now we're on the 5th floor. This like the others is full of expensive loot!

 

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Laptops! Laptops! We go us some LAPTOPS!

 

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On the seventh floor, those rich bastards cheap out on us! We clear out the 2 rooms and move back out of the building.

 

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As for loot, we have loads of it! This should fetch an awesome price!

 

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Also of note: Jeff has reached 200 juice and is now an Urban Commando. This allows him to recruit up to 5 people!

 

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With both of the rich apartments under high security, we might as well sell our loot. TO THE PAWN SHOP!

 

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$9620 for one building! EXCELLENT!

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